Why is it being printed out, rather than put on a floppy? (I'd say on a key drive or CD, but those only became commonly available relatively recently. Well, the CD might be a possibility even 10 years ago, depending.)
Printing it out would mean someone would have to retype the darn thing!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
- Under the Tuscan Sun
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