"I will be honored to have you on my side," Clark said, humbly and huskily. "But tell me, please -- what is your name?"
"I?" Her smile once again flashed in the starlight. "I am Haz-El."
LOL, Hazel!
Oh god - I wrote a Mary Sue too, didn't I? Only, I didn't realize it at the time. At least I can blame it all on LabRat.
Thanks for the various links, Doranwen, RL and Wendy. This is very amusing and very educational reading!