Oh, this is is brilliant, Doranwen! Thanks for posting it - and the author deserves
lots of kudos!
My favourites:
D's for Diana
Her story's a wreck!
With no sign of grammar
Or any spell-check
The readers sent email
To justly complain
But all of their efforts
Turned out to be vain
The author replied with:
"Who cares how it's written?
"It's only a fanfic!
"You're mean, and kick kittens!"
Oh, and I have to give an honourable mention to this:
But her parents don't worry
To any degree
Because just like their daughter
They're both OOC
Wendy
