Let's have Tank write the boxing match...that way when it is decided on points after the final round the roof will suddenly collapse on them, which won't kill them, the floor will cave in, which won't kill them, a volcano will erupt around thm, which won't kill them - where upon they will high-five each other, setting off all their concealed weapons and each shoot himself.

No the real problm is the 'Darth Vader principle', which why Lukas didn't kill him at the end of the first movie (or the fourth) but just sent him drifting off in space: summarized as 'you can't keep a gopod villain down.' Basically, the only thing that's kept him alive is people hate him so much they want to keep bashing on him. (Althiugh, I think I'll start a thread of everyone trying to kill him but each failing in turn...that way we can torture the villain!)

I never thought of it before but do you suppose that the reason Clark can see Lex as a villain with a secret identity is because he has a secret identity of his own?