Y'know, this question got me curious, and I checked -- of the 41 stories I've written or co-written, *none* of them used this plot... maybe I should correct that at some point <g>

PJ


"You told me you weren't like other men," she said, shaking her head at him when the storm of laughter had passed.
He grinned at her - a goofy, Clark Kent kind of a grin. "I have a gift for understatement."
"You can say that again," she told him.
"I have a...."
"Oh, shut up."

--Stardust, Caroline K