I see there's lots and lots of people that began with TUFS or S5. To tell you the truth, when I read TUFS I wasn't looking for fanfic. I was looking for a fifth season. Well, actually, I read about an Unaired Fifth Season in some website, and I thought what they meant by that was that there are fifth season episodes that never made it to the air
. So I started looking for a place where I could download those, and of course found nothing but text. After reading it it finally dawned on me that its called The
Unaired Fifth Season because it isn't filmed. And I only found the archive a good while later, because I read TUFS on a different location (which now was removed from the web or something, because the link doesn't work), so you could say that the first story I read on the
archive was actually Counter Clark Wise, by Zoomway. And I actually found that story after visiting Amanda Lane's page and reading some of the "funny parts" out of various fanfic stories, and I came upon this:
Clark sat behind her and put his arms around her waist. "I'm sorry, honey, uh . . . Lois."
She smiled slightly. "You call me honey?"
"Yes," he shrugged. "And baby."
"I like that. What do I call you?"
Clark smiled behind her. "Stud muffin."
Lois literally laughed so hard that she rolled off of the crate. "Oh, God, Clark, I hope you're kidding."
Clark laughed as he helped her back up, "I'm kidding. You usually call me sweetheart."
Lois considered a moment. "Really? I never thought I'd be the sweetheart type."
He put his arms back around her. "It took months of indoctrination."
"We take turns making breakfast and dinner --"
"Oh, God."
"No, Lois, you've become a really good cook."
"Yeah, right."
"You have! You even took lessons!"
"I'd almost have to," she sighed. "What else?"
"We fly together a lot, which is great. We make love a lot, which is heaven. We go to--"
"Where did we first make love, Clark?"
That kind of got me wondering about the context; why he can't call her honey, and why he was telling her about their life. At first I assumed it may have been because of amnesia, but then I dismissed that because firstly, if he already told her they were married that shouldn't have been a problem, and secondly, you don't forget cooking skills just like you don't forget English even if you get amnesia, and even if she forgot, she doesn't believe him she was a good cook, so she still has an idea about her life. So when my curiosity got to the better of me I got some keywords and did a Google search and came upon the archive.
Sorry for raving on so long, and honestly if you read all that you deserve a medal
Sometimes I don't know when to stop.
Julie
