Oh, totally off topic, but this reminds me of a hilarious legal summing up that someone posted to the fanfic list ages ago. Was it Nan perhaps?
Anyone want to post it in OT? I remember it had me in tears of laughter at the time.
LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly. Aramis: Yes, sorry. Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.