Or it's on a hill. My mother used to teach in a building that had ground floor entrances on the first, 3rd, and 6th floors!
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
