821. Treason. Lois has insulted the president elect Doe. Execute on sight, because John Doe is such a darn nice guy.

822. Prostitution. Lois has hired herself out as a concubine.


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"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.