In Virginia's latest story (Another Lois) the MPD seemed very prepared for Lois placing an emergency call. They didn't even need her address. That made me think. What if they have an entire section of the 100-code reserved to deal with Lois Lane specific emergencies? (Let's say 8xx since it seems empty)

801: Lois has been mugged.
802: Lois has been kidnapped.
803: Lois’s apartment has been burglarized.
804: Lois has been strapped to a bomb.
805: ?

Michael

805: Lois was involved in breaking and and entering
806: Lois is trespassing

807: Lois is being stalked.
808: Lois is stalking somebody.

Clever idea, Michael!

809: Lois is trapped on a ledge.
810: Lois is trapped in a bank vault.
811. Lois has (apparently) committed murder.

Joy,
Lynn

LOL!

812: Lois has been pushed from an [airplane, helicopter, tall building, etc]
813: Lois' apartment has been booby-trapped

B

814 Lois has taken evidence from a crime scene (again).

I particularally like the "again".

815: Lois has found a body.
815a: A dead body
815b: A hurt body (call Superman!)
815c: A baby. (hee-hee, Lois would never use this one)

Sorry, extra comments by MPD.

816: Lois needs medical treatment
816a: Lois needs medical treatment, but is in denial
816b: Lois needs medical treatment and knows it (call in a head doctor)
816c: Lois needs medical treatment, because she has forgotten who she is (again)
816d: Lois needs medical treatment, but is unresponsive (call in the army to handle Clark Kent, Superman, and Perry White)

817 - Lois is lost
817a) at the Metropolis Sewage Reclaimation Facility
817b) wandering Metropolis, calling herself by another name
818 - Lois has run out of chocolate. Respond ASAP. Someone may die otherwise.
819 - Lois has stolen the Assistant DA's beeper
820 - Lois has been scooped. Respond ASAP. Someone may die otherwise.

821. Treason. Lois has insulted the president elect Doe. Execute on sight, because John Doe is such a darn nice guy.

822. Prostitution. Lois has hired herself out as a concubine.

823. Lois tried to cook again
823a. Notify fire department
823b. Notify bomb squad
823c. Hazmat suits needed
823d. All of the above

824: Lois is eating frogs: she has been replaced by a clone.

825 - There is more than one Lois running around. She is:
825a) someone else completely, takes to top grade plastic surgery
825 b) a clone (please check for frog breath and/or bone scars)
825 c) a hologram

826: Lois is threatening some thug with her Tae Kwon Do moves. Put the poor thug into jail ASAP, or he'll be a case for the coronor.

827: Lois is threatening someone's life at the Daily Planet.
827a: Ralph What's-His-Name (because he made the wrong lewd comment at her)
827b: Jimmy (because he might have mentioned some dreams involving Lois)
827c: Clark (not an emergency, unless kryptonite is involved - but don't tell Lois.)
827d: Cat (What can I say? They got into another catfight...)
827e: Perry. (He refused to give her a good story.)
827f: Ellen Lane. (No idea why she had to visit her daughter at work, but the situation is dire indeed.)
827g: Lucy Lane (for borrowing and wrecking one of Lois' favorite work suits).

828: Lois is driving - get the kids off the sidewalks and call an ambulance - just in case.

829: Lois is offending a cabbie and his driving skills at the top of her lungs. (Cabbies just don't measure up to the notorious Lane driving style.) Might get nasty, so send an ambulance - just in case.

830: Lois went into labor during the Kerth ceremony - again. It's a curse, really.

831. Lois has broken a crime ring and Superman was there at the close. Unpack the jaws of life and the chop saw because the criminals are tied up with parking meters.

832. APB on Lane or Kent because we need Superman ASAP!

831. Insurance provider needs police documentation of criminal activities to support claims involving Lois Lane:
831a. Auto insurance-Jeep Grand Cherokee
831a.1 Damage to other vehicles
831a.2 Amended to include spacecraft or satellite damage
831a.3 Amended to include military mobile weapons systems

831b. Property insurance
831b.1 Lois Lane's residence
831b.2 Daily Planet building
831b.3 Amended to include aircraft, ships and railroads
831b.4 Other structures

831c. Health insurance
831c.1 Health insurance claims due to health issues caused by the health insurance.

831d. Hazard pay for mechanics and repair personnel
831d.1 Amended to include small appliance repair personnel

831e. Daily Planet hazard insurance (Obsolete--policy cancelled)