I heard this song for the first time tonight and for some strange reason thought it would make a funny L&C story.

Last Name by Carrie Underwood. (Personally, with these lyrics, this video could have been much funnier.)

Here are the Lyrics .

Now, I can think of three possible story lines off the top of my head

1) Lois does something stupid while under the influence. (And why does that make me think of a Mrs. Luthor story? wink )...

2) Lucy Lane does this and Lois jumps in to big sister her.

3) What if L&C met THIS way? evil (Although, this isn't my go-to idea for this song, because I know fic have been done along similar themes before... although, I think -- please correct me if I'm wrong -- they've all dealt with L&C already knowing each other. Of course, the biggest hurdle would be to figure out how to intoxicate Clark.)

Enjoy.

VirginiaR.
"On the long road, take small steps." -- Jor-el, "The Foundling"
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"clearly there is a lack of understanding between those two... he speaks Lunkheadanian and she Stubbornanian" -- chelo.