Okay... my age old habit. I'm gonna chain the words together!
Sorry, I took the liberty of splitting it up into paragraphs and adding a few punctuations here and there.
The story so far...
"Lois is that kryptonite in Dr. Klein's safe? 'Cause I could really use a snack."
"I thought you ate at your Fifth Dimension, Mister MXYZPTLK," Lana said.
"Never. I'd rather eat green, alien rocks than that sawdust. Clark makes good breakfast...if you can find him." The imp grinned wickedly.
Clark struggled to escape from the kryptonite chain, but the hero was overcome by the impulse to yodel. Lois gaped at him, wonder-struck. Perry couldn't fly like Clark, so he yodeled. But why Clark would who was wrapped in Kryptonite, yodel like a... umm... well... drunken yak with a speech-impediment?!
The yak snorted in disgust "I'm not drunk, just a little boozed. Don't insult Mooooo!"
"Excuse me!" Clark wheezed, "Could you break these chains? Pleeeeease!"
"No problem!" smiled the Yak.
But when he broke them, the chains turned into a snake.
Mxyzptlk laughed. "That's what..." His face fell as Clark
lifted the reptile up and
