Wow, Terry, I'm glad you're a grammar commissar! I want to be one too. Do you have to take an exam? Is there a license?
(Really, I'm not mocking you. I'm just laughing at the "shot through the window is always fatal". It must be like getting shot through the spleen.)
It's great you can point out a grammar error while laughing about it. That's the best way to deliver the constructive criticism. I know I'll remember this bit about misplaced modifiers for a long time!
(Also, extra points for using "commissar".)
