I tweaked this a bit last evening to make it (hopefully) better.
Eva, I’d love to post a fic, I just need an original idea and a whole lot of perseverance, because, and don’t tell anyone this, I do actually have the time. I’m in awe of people who can produce long, multi-part stories. I think vignettes are about my limit.
Thanks everyone. And yes, it was the ‘one defective bulb’.