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To my utter shame I must admit that I must've missed any reference to the Salem Institute. Where has it been mentioned?
Fourth Book. The Quidditch World cup. But that wasn't a school, was it? I believe the banner said "Salem Witches Institute"?

But I think it appears in either "Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them" or "Quidditch through the Ages". Not sure though.

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Lois had pointed her wand at his most manly part and cried, "Expelliarmus!"
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Good one, Olympe! But why just "expelliarmus"? Why not "Reducto"? Why not "Furnunculous"?

Ouch! laugh

Can you really see Lois working for The Daily Prophet, though? That thing is SUCH a tabloid. she would have sooner worked for the Quibbler!

“Is he dead, Lois?”

“No! But I was really mad and I wanted to kick him between the legs and pull his nose off and put out his eyes with a freshly sharpened pencil and disembowel him with a dull letter opener and strangle him with his own intestines but I stopped myself just in time!”
- Further Down The Road by Terry Leatherwood.