Yay. This is my first drabble.

Keep in mind I don’t actually believe this would happen, but…

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“I’ve got to go to that fundraiser now,” Clark whispered.

“Okay,” Lois said innocently, biting back a smile as he left.

Superman floated down toward the stage, listening to the hearts of teenage girls beating wildly, the gasps of awe, and the…laughter? Wait a second. What’s so funny? Superman thought as he noticed the crowd was pointing at him. What the… He looked down. Oh. OH! He grimaced as he flew off, trying to hide the pink polka dots on his briefs with his cape. He made a mental note never to let Lois have *that* much time alone in the house. How was he going to explain this one to the press?

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113 words, but oh well.

I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.