Hehehe... I couldn't resist:
---Smooth---
Standing in front of the mirror a man mourned the loss of his hair.
“Don't just stand there shave it off!”
He winced as he remembered the words he had shouted at Gretchen in a fit of rage. What he had really wanted to say was, “Fix this!” but even he knew that was impossible. No this was much better than watching it slowly fall out in patches. Running a hand over his smooth head, he smiled. It did make him look rather evil. Maybe it wasn't so bad after all.
“Like a Phoenix from the ashes, Lex Luthor lives!”
