This is a great start! clap rotflol I can't wait to see where you go with this. Any idea when we can expect part 2?

I do have to flinch a bit at the idea of someone who doesn't want kids having one just to spite Mother Nature -- but it IS typical Lois, especially S1 Lois.

Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

- Under the Tuscan Sun