This totally confused me when I saw the title, knowing only of DJ's fic of the same name.

Haven't read this one yet, but looks interesting from the great FDK.


I think, therefore, I get bananas.

When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.