“Lois?”
“Yes?”
“You been reading these things?”
“The 100-word stories?”
“Yes. They’re not bad at all.”
“What? One of them kills me! Another cuts my HAIR off! And my novel? And someone has us watching some silly vampire show - like vampires exist!”
“Well, you never know.”
“Don’t leer at me! Clark, don’t lick your lips like that! Anyway, did you see this other one? Okay, I *did* say I’d marry Lex, but dragging it all up again... ARGH!”
“I think they’re funny. Okay, not that one.”
“Huh. So why couldn’t you tell me about Superman like this one?”
“Darn...”
