*still groaning over Fork of Destiny and Count Spatula*
Very cute, Paul. One of the highest pun-per-word-count fics I've seen.
Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.
