We passed by a business tonight that caught our fancy--a salon by the name of CK Nails.
Needless to say, it got us started on a hilarious conversation.
I don't know if a challenge like this has been done already, but I would love to see our fave
superhero in some unlikly professions.
Some ideas we passed around tonight:
Clark in a beauty salon.
-- "Here let me put a hot towel on your face. I'll be right back."
-- "Oh, honey, you've got to soak those nails for a LONG TIME. I'll be right back."
-- "That hair is a real hazard. Let me go get something to clean that up."
Clark as a day care worker.
-- "I better take Timmy to the bathroom. It's a real emergency."
-- "Oh, I think we need more wipes, I'll get right on that."
Clark as a cab driver. (Although, that would be a great occupation for Lois. "I charge double
if you make me wait.")
Clark as an airline pilot.
-- "I know a great short cut, I've flown thru here before."
Clark as a magician (You should see his disappearing act!)
Clark as a fast-food server.
-- "Hmm, I think we could use some more toilet paper in the bathrooms."
Clark as a trial lawyer (Yes, I know, it's been done...)
-- "Your Honor, I'd like to request a short recess to confer with my colleague."
I'd like to challenge any of you to successfully (or unsuccessfully) place our hero in any of these situations.
James
