Well, Anna, it's entirely up to you guys. <G> It seems a pretty naff (translation naff = rubbish, not good <g>) challenge to me and I'm sure others could come up with better, but I'll never stand in the way of a good story, so if anyone wants to accept that challenge - go for it!
LOL, Cyad - look forward to reading it!
LabRat (only halfway through the upload as it happens; lunch and feeding Homer got in the way
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