Pictures?
Pictures?
Good golly, why didn't they just sell tickets?
Clark must have felt like he'd fallen into a Twilight Zone episode. Cat and Lois and Jimmy all calling him Superman? Jimmy telling him not to worry about being naked? Lois complaining about him wearing both women out the night before? Holy sonic boom, Batman!
Ah. A drug bust. K-laced hallucinogenic. Non-powered Clark trying to fly. Embarrassment in front of his boss. Wondering if Perry knows more than he's quite admitting.
Just the usual stuff of a front-page scoop.
You know, editing the church newsletter was never this interesting.
