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Posted By: woody The Cherry Game - 08/02/09 02:42 PM
This is the second installment of the replace-a-word game started with banana. The idea: take a random quote from the scripts, replace one word with the equivalent form of cherry, and let hilarity ensue.

For example:

(from the pilot)

Who are you?

I'm...a cherry.

<end>

As a redneck might say, let's cherry it up.

PS: In coordination with the first one, from ATAI:

Who's asking, Clark or Cherryman?
Posted By: BJ Re: The Cherry Game - 08/02/09 04:11 PM
The pilot is full of fun cherry opportunities....

PERRY
Lois, what happened to that mood
piece I gave you? The razing of
that old cherry on Forty-second?

...

PERRY
If that woman wasn't one of the
best damn investigative cherries
I've ever seen, I'd...
(beat)
Look, Kent, you seem like an
intelligent cherry, but you can't just
walk in here with this kind of
resume and expect a cherry. Hell,
I've got PH.D.s in journalism
_delivering_ cherries.

...

LOIS
Look, I'm just being myself. If
they're not cherry enough to handle
me, then... I'll wait for a cherry
who is.

laugh
Posted By: woody Re: The Cherry Game - 08/04/09 11:51 AM
CLARK
So, we flip for the cherry.

LOIS
How about: I get the cherry, I lend
you...

CLARK
It's a really _big_ cherry. We could share.

(slightly modified)


You are low cherry, I am top banana, and that's the way I like it.


Is he faster than a speeding cherry? More powerful than a cherry? Can he leap tall cherries in a single bound.
Posted By: BJ Re: The Cherry Game - 08/05/09 11:22 AM
rotflol
I love the cherry quote from HiM, Woody.

Quote
CLARK
Lois.
(looking at his watch)
It's very late.

LOIS
Not too late, I hope. For us. For
cherries.
love

Quote
MARTHA
(very stern)
I never spanked you, but right now,
I'd like to drop your britches and
tan your hide like cheap cherries!
or better yet...
Quote
MARTHA
(very stern)
I never spanked you, but right now,
I'd like to drop your britches and
tan your cherries like cheap leather!
Posted By: BJ Re: The Cherry Game - 10/11/09 08:54 AM
I guess I should be putting these here instead of in the Mad Dog Lib thread.

Quote
JIMMY
Instead of always standing around
watching Lois and Clark, wondering
what they're doing, what if we... I
don't know... got cherries of our own
that were a little more
interesting?

This stops Perry in his tracks. He looks at the lad.

PERRY
Son, you're shootin' a bullseye.
It's like we're supporting
cherries in some TV show that's
_only_ about them...
laugh
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