I need a bunch of corny Superman pick up lines. For example: 'Hey, baby, wanna come back to my fortress of solitude to see my suits?'

Have fun with this.

ML

Ever wanted to see Metropolis from the air?

Wanna fly, baby?

You'd look great in my cape. Just my cape.

As it happens, the suit does come off.

Let's go back to your place and I'll show you where I keep my wallet.

They sure don't have babes like you on Krypton.

Ever dated an alien?

JD

Looking at you sets my eyes on fire. *heat vision glow*

Wanna see the real reason they call me the Man of Steel? (Or Superman? Or the Metropolis Marvel?)

Pick-up lines? I don't need no steenkin pick-up lines. *flex*

You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.

Wanna go join the mile high club? This cape is big enough for two...

Excuse me for a second. *woosh, woosh* Yep, I scanned the whole city and there's no one else like you.

I'm from another planet, but baby, you are out of this world.

I'm the protector of this city, and baby, you're going to have to come with me. It's a crime to look that good.

Like my S?

I may be solar powered, but I can go all night with someone as hot as you.

Wanna go break the sound barrier?

You know, it takes a real man to wear bright red briefs on the outside...

Do you have heat vision, too? Because you can melt my heart with just a look.

Bullets bounce off my chest, but I am not invulnerable to you.

I can bend steel with my bare hands... Imagine what I could do with my whole body.

*floats up* I can't keep my feet on the ground when I'm with you.

*floats up* I don't think I'm worthy to walk on the same ground as you.

It's a good thing I've got freeze breath, because you look dangerously hot.

As the last survivor of Krypton, I have a duty to make sure my race doesn't end with me.

You know, I can hold my breath for 20 minutes...

My aura can make anything invulnerable as long as I keep it really close... (Or as long as it's in direct contact with my skin...)

I've flown across the whole world looking for the most beautiful and exotic flower there is, but now I see I should never have left town.

Wanna come up to my place? I can show you the key to the city.

My parents sent me across billions of miles of empty space to this planet... and now I can see why.

I walked into the core of a nuclear reactor, but not even that compares to what I feel standing next to you.

I've flown right up to the surface of the sun, but that doesn't compare to what I felt when I first looked at you.

Baby, I'm more powerful than a locomotive.

I can fly anywhere in the solar system, but only you can take me to heavan.

Before I saw you, I didn't think anything on Earth could make me feel intoxicated...

*bends steel rod* This is why they call me Super. Wanna find out about the rest of my name?

Excuse me, I'm from another planet. Can you teach me about human anatomy?

You know, if I hold someone really close, they become invulnerable. Wanna help me find out if I can transfer any other powers?

I could crush a lump of coal into a diamond, but there's nothing I could do to match your eyes.

30 seconds from now, I could be anywhere on the planet, but if you don't mind, I'll stay right next to you...

Wanna go see the wonders of the world?

*squeezes a lump of coal* Baby, I think I've got a crush on you.

You know, I've seen a man who could become invisible, a man who could turn sound into a solid wall, and a man who could bring the dead back to life, but I've never seen anything like you. (Or a woman like you. Or I'd never have believed it if I hadn't seen you with my own two eyes.)

Ever wonder what's under my cape?

I can see anything within miles of here, but there's nothing I'd rather look at than you.

Wow. They say I can do just about anything, but I wish I had the power to look that good!

You know, I once lifted a whole rocket into orbit. Wanna find out how high I can take you?

Paul

P.S. Bonus round: You know, you have super powers, too. Only you can prevent forest fires.

I don't know about ML, but I'm

Keep them coming!

LabRat

Is this one as dirty as I think it is or is it just my filthy mind (which often seems to be a permanent resident of the gutter)?

It's whatever you make of it, C_A.

Or maybe it's best not to think too much about it. That's what I decided when it came to mind. Let it be whatever it is.

In any case, one more:

I just flew in from California, and boy are my arms strong! Wanna feel?

Paul

Ha ha ha!

Good Grief!

*is having so much fun reading these*

Keep them up, FoLCs!

See ya,
AnnaBtG.

Very funny!

MLT, can I hope you asked for this to write a fanfic with the response? That could be great !

Oh, this is wonderful. Lots and lots of really corny pick up lines. I love it.

ROFL! Should we be worried that these people, particular Paul, are so good at this?

Yvonne

LOL. YVONNE
MAKES YOU WONDER WHERE THEY LEARNT SO MANY LINES???



WHO DO YOU GUYS HANG WITH...???

LOOKS LIKE FABIO HAS MET HIS MATCH

Well, Paul, what can I say? I seem to remember I gave you an award some time ago for making CC write a story for these boards. The award was a pair of red Superman stone-encrusted briefs with the name "Lois Lane" embroidered on the back. Hmmm... now I know why that particular award was so appropriate. You wore them, turned into Superman and practised your lines. I guess that, when you showed the girls your resplendent behind, they were for some reason not so impressed. Maybe because most of them weren't named Lois Lane? But Paul, always the resourceful one, played it by ear and made up a whole string of irresistible Super pick up lines on the spot. Three cheers for Paul!!!



Ann

lol, thanks. I think.

Okay I've been out of the loop a little these last couple weeks, but I am ROFL!

Paul, I think that list was some kind of record!
Kinda makes me glad I don't frequent any singles bars! Just kidding

Marcy

I am so tempted to use some of these....

snork!
I think Paul wins the prize. Those were all priceless. Keep them coming, everyone!

Artemis

I just thought of one that I think would work on anyone.
"Hi. I'm Superman." :p

Dr. Deter wasn't impressed with that one, GuineaPants.


Elisabeth
PS What story was this for?

...but you still make me breathless...

TEEEEEEEJ

Hm, how about that:

"The stuffing in these briefs is all natural..."
Okay, it's a little on the dirty side, but what can I say? It's smut month, after all...

"I know just the perfect little tropical island. It's like paradise. Only you and me..."