This came to me last night. I got the idea while reading on a certain Tropes wiki that the phrase "Bar Mitzvah" was supposed to refer to the person, not the ceremony. So I pictured someone asking "Where's the bar mitzvah?" and being told "He's right over there," and the story just kind of unrolled from that point. I hope you enjoy it.

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For the record, I also put this up on my LiveJournal and DeviantArt accounts.

That was *hysterical*! Thanks for the much-needed laugh.

Joy,
Lynn

Another great fic from QOC!

For a minute I thought you'd been channeling the Cake Wrecks blog .

Their motto: "When professional cakes go horribly, hilariously wrong."

Enjoyed the story very much. And I know people who are shameless enough to try this if they heard about it!