So, about 3 years ago we played this fun game where we all worked on a fic 5 words at a time - I decided it would be fun to do that again...
And to get things off to a frightening start...
Lex Luthor smiled as he
Jill
filled Cat's glass with champagne
edited: to remove a word (counting to 5 is so difficult)
*You added an extra word, Carol.
and explained his plan to
Jill
host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun
and pointed it at him.
See ya,
AnnaBtG.
more admiration than fear. "You
don't seriously think that I
would let you shoot me.
LabRat
Yes... you will think that?
You are sadly mistaken, Miss
Jill
- " he broke off abruptly as
Cat retrieved a silencer from
Asabi, then shot Lex dead
one in charge, Mr. Luthor." Cat...
Lisa
clean up any evidance and....
Lisa
noticed a folded paper sticking
to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's
to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's "Well...what do we have..."
LoveSuper, you need to make sure your section matches up with the previous one posted. As it stands, your addition makes no sense, as you can see above.
LabRat
Labrat I think I now where lovesuper was going with that. I think it was ment for Cat to say that. so Lovesuper next time you may want to say whose saying what ( yeah I know kinda hard when you only have 5 words lol.) so if we're keeping that I'll start again
"Well...what do we have...
here?" Cat said as she...
Lisa
sorry labrat
picks up the blood stain
Labrat I think I now where lovesuper was going with that. I think it was ment for Cat to say that.
Oh, I fully realised it was meant to be dialogue, Lisa. But it still makes no sense, no matter who is speaking the dialogue.
You need to complete the sentence 'to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's' before you add any dialogue.
Luthor's what?
That's a gap which needs to be filled.
LabRat
/me pulls out his shoehorn...
to the bloodied pocket of
(that's 5 words)
Luthor's custom-made silk jacket.
"Well, what do we have..."
...here," she said as she
took the paper out of
the pocket. She unfolded it
and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling,
-it's time to die..." she
said, pointing the gun at
the startled guru. "Wait!" he
cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him.
turned obsolete when I found
how close you and Lex
[edit: removed a word - very hard number is 5
]
were. Do you really think
both outside in the grass
(yeah, that was evil
)
sorry i meant to say
saw as you told
Ambar, since it's five words, I'll consider your part is "and saw as you told" (without the "and" it doesn't make sense anyway
)
My part now:
him how badly you wanted
to kiss him. I will
(Please don't blame me, Capes started it!
)
Ann
never forget you, Asabi, but
c.
you know what they say...
the Cat you tried declawing.
*Bang!*
The shot startled both
hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark
passed into the great beyond.
grabbed Cat's gun and pulled
The trigger, BANG! Cat fell...
startled, but unhit. Standing up,
time to send Clark a
Carol! I love it how you keep saving Cat's life. First I tried to kill her, then lisime12, but Super-Carol is there all the time to cushion the feline's fall! Yay!
box of chocolates. Who knew
[ lol, Ann. I noticed
]
Carol! I love it how you keep saving Cat's life. First I tried to kill her, then lisime12, but Super-Carol is there all the time to cushion the feline's fall! Yay! [Thumbsup]
LOL, yes, I noticed that, too. It reminded me of that Frasier episode where he's trying to kill off the character in his radio play and the actor playing the character refuses to die.
LabRat
? (punctuation at the end of the previous line)
Maybe he'd finally say yes.
first arranged Asabi's dead body
The story so far:
Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she
---
saw Superman speeding by the
---
See ya,
AnnaBtG.
building, holding Lois Lane in
[thanks for the recap, Paul
]
one arm and Jimmy with
foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's)
. Cat stared. *Why is Clark
towing Jimmy with his toes?"
lol - I give up!
Whose toes are these?
LOL!!! Let me rephrase that!!
towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Sort of like eeny, meany, miney moe. Catch a Jimmy by the toe?
poor Jimmy!
Ok - have to think
was clutching a beat-up laptop
. (to end on Missy's)
She was immediately suspicious that
and her illicit affair with
the President. She waved cheerfully
at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman
Carol, you killed me with that illicit affair with the President bit!!!!
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your gorgeously sculpted body to
celebrate Luthor's death and clean
..." She was interrupted by the
the whoosh of Superman's cape
(I actually considered writing "another shot that rang out", but, heck, I've tried to kill Cat once already, so I won't try to do it again for a while!
)
Ann
the bay. Freeing Jimmy from
> the bay. Freeing Jimmy from
Lois's grip and letting him
start massaging his toes, Superman
> the bay. Freeing Jimmy from
> Lois's grip and letting him
> start massaging his toes, Superman
laughed and drew Lois closer
Ok, I was getting confused again, so - recap:
Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."
She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy
Jill
the water below. Then Superman
winced as Jimmy wailed, "My
>She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's
>cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy
>from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging
>his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer,
>losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to
>the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy
>wailed, "My
,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly
into the dark, deep depths.
LabRat
Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
Sorry for treating "isn't" as a single word. I've read someplace that sometimes it is treated as such.
Ann
>Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
>She was interrupted by the the whoosh of
>Superman's
>cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy
>from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging
>his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer,
>losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to
>the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy
>wailed, "My
> ,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly
> into the dark, deep depths.
> Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
> lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
> ! The man has no taste
Jimmy sighed and began swimming
ashore, while Superman and Lois
started making out heavily in
(I couldn't resist!!!)
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the clouds. A passing plane
> Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
> lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
> ! The man has no taste
> Jimmy sighed and began swimming
> ashore, while Superman and Lois
> started making out heavily in
> the clouds. A passing plane
was ignored as their passion
quickly started to rise. Cat
shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a
> Cat mused, "So Superman isn't
> lusting over Lois, Yeah Right
> ! The man has no taste
> Jimmy sighed and began swimming
> ashore, while Superman and Lois
> started making out heavily in
> the clouds. A passing plane
> was ignored as their passion
> quickly started to rise. Cat
> shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a
more experienced and better lover
So time for a full recap
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Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."
She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy wailed, "My,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly into the dark, deep depths.
Cat mused, "So Superman isn't lusting over Lois, Yeah Right! The man has no taste Jimmy sighed and began swimming ashore, while Superman and Lois started making out heavily in the clouds. A passing plane was ignored as their passion quickly started to rise.
Cat shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a more experienced and better lover
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." Superman scoffed and resumed kissing
Lois but suddenly he stopped
when he saw a policeman
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leading Cat away in handcuffs.
So time for a full recap
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Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."
She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy wailed, "My,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly into the dark, deep depths.
Cat mused, "So Superman isn't lusting over Lois, Yeah Right! The man has no taste Jimmy sighed and began swimming ashore, while Superman and Lois started making out heavily in the clouds. A passing plane was ignored as their passion quickly started to rise.
Cat shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a more experienced and better lover." Superman scoffed and resumed kissing Lois but suddenly he stopped when he saw a policeman leading Cat away in handcuffs.
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"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling"
Lois told Superman as they
hurled earthward and Lois hit
his chest with her fist
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"I wasn't oogling her Lois
"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling" Lois told Superman as they hurled earthward and Lois hit his chest with her fist. "I wasn't oogling her Lois"
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Superman protested as he landed
Superman protested as he landed.
Suddenly a loud scream was
"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling" Lois told Superman as they hurled earthward and Lois hit his chest with her fist. "I wasn't oogling her Lois" Superman protested as he landed. Suddenly a loud scream was
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heard as Cat kneed the
officer but was quickly recaptured
"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling" Lois told Superman as they hurled earthward and Lois hit his chest with her fist. "I wasn't oogling her Lois" Superman protested as he landed. Suddenly a loud scream was heard as Cat kneed the officer but was quickly recaptured
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by Superman. "You're touching her
"I wasn't oogling her Lois" Superman protested as he landed. Suddenly a loud scream was heard as Cat kneed the officer but was quickly recaptured by Superman. "You're touching her in a way no nice
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--" Lois's tirade was cut off
when Lex's body began moving
--" Lois's tirade was cut off when Lex's body began moving
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. Lois distracted Superman, her hands
moving beneath his cape towards
--" Lois's tirade was cut off when Lex's body began moving. Lois distracted Superman, her hands moving beneath his cape towards
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[censored], "Clark" she moaned, eyes
shining, "take me to bed
You asked for it!!!!
Ann
So time for a full recap
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Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."
She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy wailed, "My,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly into the dark, deep depths.
Cat mused, "So Superman isn't lusting over Lois, Yeah Right! The man has no taste Jimmy sighed and began swimming ashore, while Superman and Lois started making out heavily in the clouds. A passing plane was ignored as their passion quickly started to rise.
Cat shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a more experienced and better lover." Superman scoffed and resumed kissing Lois but suddenly he stopped when he saw a policeman leading Cat away in handcuffs.
"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling" Lois told Superman as they hurled earthward and Lois hit his chest with her fist. "I wasn't oogling her Lois" Superman protested as he landed.
Suddenly a loud scream was heard as Cat kneed the kneed the officer but was quickly recaptured by Superman.
"You're touching her in a way no nice --" Lois's tirade was cut off when Lex's body began moving.
Lois distracted Superman, her hands moving beneath his cape towards [censored], "Clark" she moaned, eyes shining, "take me to bed"
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"Clark?" he stammered, flying upward
. "Uh, Lois, I'm Superman, not
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-", "CLARK!!" Lois interupted, ice in
her voice as she grabbed
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"Clark?" he stammered, flying upward. "Uh, Lois, I'm Superman, not -", "CLARK!!" Lois interupted, ice in her voice as she grabbed
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his chin and looked him
directly in the eyes with
an intensity that reached into
his soul, causing his resolve
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do we get together for
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"Clark?" he stammered, flying upward. "Uh, Lois, I'm Superman, not -", "CLARK!!" Lois interupted, ice in her voice as she grabbed his chin and looked him directly in the eyes with an intensity that reached into his soul, causing his resolve to melt. "Lois,when,how do we get together for
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-." "Clark, love, Clinton St NOW"
! Superman nodded and flew toward
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Clinton Street. This had been
So time for a full recap
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Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."
She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy wailed, "My,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly into the dark, deep depths.
Cat mused, "So Superman isn't lusting over Lois, Yeah Right! The man has no taste Jimmy sighed and began swimming ashore, while Superman and Lois started making out heavily in the clouds. A passing plane was ignored as their passion quickly started to rise.
Cat shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a more experienced and better lover." Superman scoffed and resumed kissing Lois but suddenly he stopped when he saw a policeman leading Cat away in handcuffs.
"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling" Lois told Superman as they hurled earthward and Lois hit his chest with her fist. "I wasn't oogling her Lois" Superman protested as he landed.
Suddenly a loud scream was heard as Cat kneed the kneed the officer but was quickly recaptured by Superman.
"You're touching her in a way no nice --" Lois's tirade was cut off when Lex's body began moving.
Lois distracted Superman, her hands moving beneath his cape towards [censored], "Clark" she moaned, eyes shining, "take me to bed"
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Clark?" he stammered, flying upward. "Uh, Lois, I'm Superman, not -", "CLARK!!" Lois interupted, ice in her voice as she grabbed his chin and looked him directly in the eyes with an intensity that reached into his soul, causing his resolve to melt. "Lois,when,how do we get together for-." "Clark, love, Clinton St NOW!" Superman nodded and flew toward Clinton Street. This had been
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[sigh] truely an "interesting" day.
So at this point we have a huge number of open questions.
What happen to the laptop?
Did Jimmy make it to shore?
Is Luthor moving because he is alive or is it just the spams of rigor mortis setting in?
Where was Clark touching Cat?
Where did Lois touch Clark?
When did Lois figure out that Clark was Superman?
Did the people on the ignored plane get any good photos or video?
With Luthor and Asabi dead what is happening with Mrs. Cox, and St. Johns?
the day Cat discovered CK=S,
This had been [sigh] truely an "interesting" day. The day Cat discovered CK=S, and
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not gay! After being rejected
by both Clark and Superman
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After being rejected by both Clark and Superman
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. "It must that Pheromone otherwise
my female charms must be
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needing a little tune up.
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jensguy I liked that little cheat with the CK=S
Arriving at Clinton Street, Lois
consoled herself with a huge
tub of chocolate ice cream
while she waited for Clark
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Arriving at Clinton Street, Lois consoled herself with a huge tub of chocolate ice cream while she waited for Clark
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to stop apologizing and start
doing some serious kissing and
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Arriving at Clinton Street, Lois consoled herself with a huge tub of chocolate ice cream while she waited for Clark to stop apologizing and start doing some serious kissing and
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moved to action she stood
and marched to the telephone
,tossing it at Clark, shouting
, "Quit stalling and start kissing
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Originally posted by TOC:
, "Quit stalling and start kissing."
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"Huh,are you serious?
". Lois plastered herself against him
" Lois plastered herself against him
and gave him a soul-searing
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mind numbing heart wrenching kiss
, making Clark reel. Oh, he
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thought, I'd better go before
-" but all thought fled as
Lois dragged him down to
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the couch, and stopped, wondering
off. Fortunately, it proved to
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interupted her searching hands. "[censored]!!!"
oops, ignore that last post, so sorry.
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the door interupted her search.
No! What now! Lois thought
, reluctantly pulling away from him.
but was stopped by Clark's
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hand. Wait, I hear something
in your bedroom. We should
investigate. Anyway, your bed is
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much softer than the couch.
Let's do some in-depth investigation
Hmm, was I cheating here? Can't we count "Let's" as just one word? (And surely in-depth, too?)
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"It was probably our imagination
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..." But then Jimmy's muffled voice
"Lois, are you home? I..."
Frustrated, Lois threw open the
So time for a full recap
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Lex Luthor smiled as he filled Cat's glass with champagne and explained his plan to host the White Orchid Ball.
Suddenly, Cat pulled a gun and pointed it at him.
Lex looked at Cat with more admiration than fear. "You don't seriously think that I would let you shoot me. Yes... you will think that? You are sadly mistaken, Miss 'I'm Too Sexy For My--'"
He broke off abruptly as Cat retrieved a silencer from Asabi, then shot Lex dead saying, "Now I am the one in charge, Mr. Luthor."
Cat grinned and bent down to clean up any evidance and noticed a folded paper sticking to the bloodied pocket of Luthor's custom-made silk jacket. "Well, what do we have here," she said as she took the paper out of the pocket. She unfolded it and met Asabi's eyes. "Darling, it's time to die..." she said, pointing the gun at the startled guru.
"Wait!" he cried. "What of our deal?"
Cat smiled sweetly at him. "Oh, my dear Asabi, it turned obsolete when I found how close you and Lex were. Do you really think I am going to forget that night when you were both outside in the grass and saw as you told him how badly you wanted to kiss him. I will never forget you, Asabi, but you know what they say... 'Hell hath no wrath like the Cat you tried declawing.'"
*Bang!*
The shot startled both and Cat slowly sank to hear Asabi's dying words. "Clark Kent is---" but then he passed into the great beyond. But before he did he grabbed Cat's gun and pulled the trigger, BANG!
Cat fell startled, but unhit. Standing up, Cat decided that it was time to send Clark a box of chocolates. Who knew? Maybe he'd finally say yes.
Making up her mind, Cat first arranged Asabi's dead body then went to the balcony. Looking over the rail, she saw Superman speeding by the building, holding Lois Lane in one arm and Jimmy with the toes of his left foot (Jimmy's foot, not Superman's). Cat stared. "Why is Clark towing Jimmy by the toes?"
Then Cat saw that Jimmy was clutching a beat-up laptop. She was immediately suspicious that he was writing about her and her illicit affair with the President. She waved cheerfully at them, shouting, "Hey, Superman! Look over here! I need your gorgeously sculpted body to celebrate Luthor's death and clean off his blood from my ..."
She was interrupted by the the whoosh of Superman's cape as he flew away into the bay, freeing Jimmy from Lois's grip and letting him start massaging his toes. Superman laughed and drew Lois closer, losing his grip on Jimmy and letting him fall to the water below. Then Superman winced as Jimmy wailed, "My,ubuub, ubuub," and sank rapidly into the dark, deep depths.
Cat mused, "So Superman isn't lusting over Lois, Yeah Right! The man has no taste Jimmy sighed and began swimming ashore, while Superman and Lois started making out heavily in the clouds. A passing plane was ignored as their passion quickly started to rise.
Cat shouted, "Superman! Hey! I'm a more experienced and better lover." Superman scoffed and resumed kissing Lois but suddenly he stopped when he saw a policeman leading Cat away in handcuffs.
"Stop oogling Cat, we're falling" Lois told Superman as they hurled earthward and Lois hit his chest with her fist. "I wasn't oogling her Lois" Superman protested as he landed.
Suddenly a loud scream was heard as Cat kneed the kneed the officer but was quickly recaptured by Superman.
"You're touching her in a way no nice --" Lois's tirade was cut off when Lex's body began moving.
Lois distracted Superman, her hands moving beneath his cape towards [censored], "Clark" she moaned, eyes shining, "take me to bed"
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Clark?" he stammered, flying upward. "Uh, Lois, I'm Superman, not -", "CLARK!!" Lois interupted, ice in her voice as she grabbed his chin and looked him directly in the eyes with an intensity that reached into his soul, causing his resolve to melt. "Lois,when,how do we get together for-." "Clark, love, Clinton St NOW!" Superman nodded and flew toward Clinton Street. This had been [sigh] truely an "interesting" day. the day Cat discovered CK=S, not gay! After being rejected by both Clark and Superman. "It must that Pheromone otherwise my female charms must be needing a little tune up.
Arriving at Clinton Street, Lois consoled herself with a huge tub of chocolate ice cream while she waited for Clark to stop apologizing and start doing some serious kissing and moved to action she stood and marched to the telephone,tossing it at Clark, shouting, "Quit stalling and start kissing"
"Huh,are you serious?" Lois plastered herself against him and gave him a soul-searing mind numbing heart wrenching kiss, making Clark reel. Oh, he thought, I'd better go before -" but all thought fled as Lois dragged him down to the couch, and stopped, wondering how to get the suit off. Fortunately, it proved to not matter. A knock at the door interupted her search.
No! What now! Lois thought, reluctantly pulling away from him. She started for the door but was stopped by Clark's hand. Wait, I hear something in your bedroom. We should investigate. Anyway, your bed is much softer than the couch.
But what about the door?
"It was probably our imagination..." But then Jimmy's muffled voice "Lois, are you home? I..."
Frustrated, Lois threw open the
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door.
"Home? 344 Clinton St."
Since no one liked my last post
> door.
> "Home? 344 Clinton St."
Can I switch to (and yes it is more than 5 words but , please?, pretty please? ...)
door as a black hole sucked Jimmy inside leaving Lois alone with Clark.
She turned to Clark and
Well, hmm, I've abandoned this because honestly, I've just been trying to get them into bed!
Hmm! And this is
not the nfic folder. But, okay, I'll play along once more. Consider it your duty to stop me, people, before I make Lois and Clark do something X-rated, hmm? So, here goes:
kissed him passionately, dragging him
Into the blackhole called "nine-five-one-Cee*"
*nf1c
And yes I'm counting "nine-five-one-Cee" as one word since it is a catalog name.
where nobody could see what
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happen. But nine months later
Lois and Clark had a bundle
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weighting 9lb 7 oz, (4.28 kilograms)*
*assuming I was able to work the online converter correctly. I picked the weight because I knew it was alright, my eldest daughter's birth weight.
whom they called Patrick. And
Well, Patrick, you deserve it. You are the one who has insisted on finishing this. And if your name isn't Patrick after all, or if I spelled it wrongly, tell me. I hope the baby's weight was all right. I'm totally uncomfortable with these strange non-metric units of measurements. Give me meters, kilometers, kilograms and litres any day!
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Okay, I know that this is not permitted - I mean, adding a new five-word-instalment to this fic when you yourself was the one who wrote the previous one! But it is my birthday today. So, since no one else seems much interested in this story, I would like to finish it - and, in fact, I'm going to do that now! So, unless DocJill or Kaylle, who are in charge of this folder, decides to delete my post, this is how our five word fic is going to end:
they lived happily ever after.
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Whoah liked the story :p
