“Yeah, I know. But my dad and I don’t have the luxury of such vices. You do it once, and then it becomes easier to do it again. And the more you do it, the easier it becomes. Then, before you know it, you start doing bigger things, and still bigger things after that. Such is the nature of evil.” Jonathan said.

As he wrapped his arms around Lois and leaned over to breathe on her neck, Clark murmured, “If only they knew just how much action I get…”

“You know, I *really* could have done without hearing that!” Jonathan said as he walked into the room, seemingly out of nowhere.

“All right, so what should I fill out under ethnicity? Should I check ‘Caucasian’ or ‘Other’?” Jonathan asked.

Clark scratched his head. “Well, I check ‘Other’ and write in ‘Kryptonian’…but I guess you could go with either one.” he replied.

Taking a look at the form, he brightened up. “Well, it says ‘check all that apply’ – so I guess you just check both boxes and write in ‘Kryptonian’ on the line for ‘Other’!” he said cheerfully as he beamed at his son.

Jonathan fervently prayed that the college officials wouldn’t think that he was some kind of weirdo.

“Mom! Thank goodness you’re there! Look, there’s an emergency here, and I don’t know what to do!” Jonathan spoke frantically.

As quickly as he could, he provided his mother with the details of the situation.

“Oh my god, OK, don’t panic, here’s what I think you should do…” Lois started babbling nervously.

After listening to his mother’s directions, Jonathan steeled himself for the ordeal that was to come. <It’s now or never> he thought as he flew down towards the trapped individual.

SUPER-KID SAVES KITTEN FROM TREE!

Originally posted by vsp:

“Jimmy! Is this the quality of the help that you hire around here?? How the heck am I supposed to get my computer fixed if the tech support guy keeps flying out the window???”