LOL! OK, you got me! I was sitting here thinking "she wouldn't do this! She just wouldn't do this to poor Clark!" and then we got to the punchline. LOL, just like his dad ... even when he lets loose and goes wild, it's with the woman he loves.
I liked it, but I got sidetracked by the "wedding announcement" part. Were they already married? To whom were they announcing it? If to Lois and Clark, why didn't they already know?
Other than the fact that I have no idea why he's 'toast', it was a hoot.