FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/04/12 09:54 PM
Cute but how would they cut his cornea? with kryptonite I guess?
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/04/12 10:19 PM
Make him vulnerable with Kryptonite and cut with regular laser. I doubt cutting his eyes with a K laser would be a good idea.
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And finally Lois realizing WHY Superman can't wear glasses. Terrific from beginning to end! Thanks for sharing. Keep them coming, Queenie!
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And finally Lois realizing WHY Superman can't wear glasses. Terrific from beginning to end! Thanks for sharing. Keep them coming, Queenie!
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/04/12 11:38 PM
Hi, Queen 
As always, you are truly the master (mistress?
) of the fun short that makes me smile.
As for this:
That is even sillier than your story.
Very nice.
Bob
As always, you are truly the master (mistress?
) of the fun short that makes me smile.As for this:
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This...probably isn't very good, I'm sorry.
That is even sillier than your story. Very nice.
Bob
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 12:03 AM
What great fun! I loved every moment of it. 
Poor Clark, losing and melting the lenses. I loved Lois' realization too, and her swift idea of Lazik surgery.
(My mom had Lazik surgery back when I was a kid - before they started cutting via laser - she had the scalpel done. It did *wonders* for her eyesight. So, don't worry, Clark!)
Poor Clark, losing and melting the lenses. I loved Lois' realization too, and her swift idea of Lazik surgery. (My mom had Lazik surgery back when I was a kid - before they started cutting via laser - she had the scalpel done. It did *wonders* for her eyesight. So, don't worry, Clark!)
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 02:35 AM
So good! Poor Clark! The troubles of being Superman! Adored the line about him 'leaving through the ceiling.'
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 03:38 AM
What a great little story! Thanks! 
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 06:42 AM
Brava!
Joy,
Lynn
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 07:08 AM
Thoroughly entertaining.
Loved the reveal.
Loved the reveal.
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 10:43 AM
Cute. Great reveal.
Joan
Joan
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 11:34 AM
Just having cataract surgery, I can totally relate. Now I can see "the ants on top of the mountain", but I can't read my thermostat.
Great story as usual.
Artemis
Great story as usual.
Artemis
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 02:12 PM
This was a good story. I love when Lois figures it out.
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 03:56 PM
Totally hilarious! (Can we haz more?) Loved it from the beginning to the end.
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/05/12 04:57 PM
Hooray! Feedback! 
Um.... <_<
This.
Aw, thanks. 
Thank You.
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Originally posted by Laurach:
Cute but how would they cut his cornea? with kryptonite I guess?
Cute but how would they cut his cornea? with kryptonite I guess?
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Originally posted by VirginiaR: Make him vulnerable with Kryptonite and cut with regular laser. I doubt cutting his eyes with a K laser would be a good idea.
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Originally posted by bobbart:
As always, you are truly the master (mistress?) of the fun short that makes me smile.
As always, you are truly the master (mistress?) of the fun short that makes me smile.
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That is even sillier than your story.
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Originally posted by Morgana:
What a great little story! Thanks!
What a great little story! Thanks!
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Originally posted by Lynn S. M.:
I do believe we have a winner for the 2012 Kerth comedy and short fic awards here.
I do believe we have a winner for the 2012 Kerth comedy and short fic awards here.
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/06/12 09:19 PM
Some more great fun! I loved the end with Lois suggesting Lasik. That was so Lois. Great job!
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/11/12 07:40 PM
Very clever and funny, as I knew any Queenie short story would be. BTW, I ran into an old story on the archives called "A Future for Us." Given your interest in Superman/Lois vs. Clark/Lois relationships, you should give it a look if you haven't already.
Happy
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 12/11/12 08:41 PM
That was great! Funny and cute.
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 01/05/13 02:02 PM
Ooooh! New QoC ficlet!
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Michael
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"Lois," he interrupted, "I can't wear glasses."
She looked at him in puzzlement. "Why not?" she asked.
She looked at him in puzzlement. "Why not?" she asked.
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Lois glared at him. "Superman!" she snapped, clearly appalled. "I can't believe you! *You*, of all people, letting *vanity* get in the way of saving millions of lives?"
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"In fact, I think I can just picture--" She lapsed into silence. The smile faded.
Clark looked at her, nervously. "Lois?"
"We'll talk to STAR Labs about getting you Lasik," she said.
Clark looked at her, nervously. "Lois?"
"We'll talk to STAR Labs about getting you Lasik," she said.
Michael
Re: FDK: Glasses 1/1 - 01/23/13 09:06 PM
I've worn contacts for 40 years so I can relate to losing them. I've had cataract surgery, and like Artemis, I can relate to seeing the ants but not the thermostat. Having had a retinal detachment and now being nearsighted in one eye and farsighted in the other, I totally understand. In other words, Queenie, I loved it!!!