Originally posted by Lara Joelle Kent:
<strong> Looks like the soul mates thing didn't work out for her. Maybe that's why Tempus tries to stop Lois and Clark from creating offspring - so he can save money on the divorce.
</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">A super strong, super fast super man from another planet who can fly without a plane.” She shook her head. “Wouldn’t that be a riot, if he even existed. I doubt such a man would fall for someone like me.” She glanced back over her shoulder expecting Perry to be gone, having not responded to her hilarious tidbit, instead she saw him still in the doorway, face pale, jaw hanging open.
Right. He knows.
Now he's in a deep pile of blue suede shoes.
He pulled a plastic bag containing a dead bolt off the floor of the time machine.
A little development aid for the pessimistically challenged?
I remember Lois joking that the law should be entitled the ‘Endangered Plastic Tree Act of thirty-six’.” He sighed. “They broke the mold after she was born.”
He's talking about his Lois, isn't he? Sounds like he does love her. Or is that 2036 and he is referring to our Lois?
Tempus removed a small remote from his pocket. “Oh, we couldn’t have you doing that, Herb, could we?” He pressed the button, exploding the interdimensional time machine.
Woa, there. Did not see *that* coming.
“Precisely, Herb,” Tempus answered with a grin. “This way even if you built another machine, you’d never find the coordinates to that other backwards dimension. Knowing what you and I know about Lois Lane, she’ll fight her destiny to marry Superman tooth-and-nail, won’t she, Herb?”
I want to believe that. But what she knows is not *that* bad. Especially with the lack of Superman. Of course, she could fall for Clark, figure out his secret, and then break her own heart by deciding to dump him and date Lex Luthor instead.
A moment later a brunette in a teal and purple suit landed between them and the still burning time machine. With one quick breath, she blew out the flames. She turned around and looked at them with pinched lips, her arms crossed. “I should have known.”
/raises eyebrow/
Tempus smiled his best sarcastic, charming smile and opened his arms wide. “Hi, honey! I’m home! Miss me?”
/slaps head/ Right. The missus is likely superpowered. But shouldn't she make a greater effort in restraining him. After all, at least the family should know and care about the Tempus issue.
So much for her great American novel!
Oh.
Maybe she should start out writing a romance. Lois had not been able to get her mind off of Clark and their impending non-date date. She sneered at the thought of having to rely on Cat Grant to make sure her book made it to the bookshelf. She would need a pen name. Let’s see: Lois Lane… Lucy Lane? No, she wouldn’t want her sister to receive credit… Lola Dane? Not bad… Lois Kent?
So, Wanda Detroit: The Exploits of the Bar Singer" by Lola Dane? The newest bodice ripper on the bestseller list?
Lois took a second look at the security guard. “Clark!”
Now look at that!
Lois’s mouth hung open. These were his ‘plans’ for Saturday night?
Uh-huh.
Lois really had to muzzle her horny side before it made her say something aloud.
Yes, please?
“Is your last name Kent?”
I did not realize she doesn't know. Sure, it does sound reasonable, it's just so completely out of the left field on this board.
“Ah.” Perry had smiled and leaned forward, placing his fingertips together. “I thought so.”
Okay. Now, let me guess. He's *not* going to tell Clark about his future with Lois, is he?
“Cat and several other employees who were working the event as well.”
Claude must have been a real turn off for Cat to not go after him when sprayed.
Clark had blanched. “Lois?”
His bossed had chuckled. “No, son. She kissed you of her own free will.”
“It doesn’t take much of a kiss from a beautiful girl for it to seem like forever. Next time why don’t you try for less of an audience?”
Michael