Clark & Lois – When Worlds and Universes Collide - Matchmaker Chronicle V 8 7/37
By KenJ <ken.janney@kjanney.com>
This version is rated PG-13
Alpha 023 x Gamma 004 x Tau -120 – Canon Lois and Clark universe also called – Prime
Alpha 023 x Gamma 004 x Tau -124 – Alternate Prime - Lori and Clark
Alpha 023 x Gamma 025 x Tau 036 – Alt 1, Alt Clark and Kryptonian Lois – (Alt 1 )
Alpha -120 x Gamma 255 x Tau -190 – Alt 2 Kryptonian Lois' home universe.
Alpha 023 x Gamma 025 x Tau 040 – Alt 1 alternate (Alt 3) Alt Lois and Alt Clark
Previously
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Chapter – 06 – Halloween in Smallville
Saturday, November 2, 2013* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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After a while, Martha called Lois and Clark upstairs. They came into the room to find Martha by herself.
With a Mona Lisa smile, Martha asked, “Ready for the unveiling?”
Lois and Clark both nodded. Martha raised her voice and asked, “Who’s first?”
The other door opened and in stepped a pint sized copy of Superman, however the main color of the Suit was black instead of blue and unlike Superman he wore a mask.
Lois snapped her fingers and said, “Now I remember! Jon told us he wanted a *black* Suit. Okay, that accounts for the black spandex. The rest was the same colors as my Suit.”
Martha raised her voice and said, “Lara?”
In stepped a pint sized version of Ultra Woman, but, the colors of the uniform were reversed; the body being teal blue with hot pink accents and a pink cape.
Lois and Clark were both blown away. Lois said, “My baby, my babies are growing up! Are you sure you are ready for this?” Just how grown up was plainly evident in the new suits. They had both entered puberty and Lara was starting to fill out. She was already displaying a feminine figure which promised to rival her mom’s while Jon was showing a musculature which would rival a body builder.
Jon replied, “Well, we both are superfast now and really strong. We have our super hearing and our invulnerability is kicking in so we can’t be hurt. We don’t have our super vision and we can’t fly but that’s only a few years away.”
“You’re both still growing and Lara just had a growth spurt. In the last few months she’s almost outgrown a lot of her clothes.” Turning to Lara and closely examining her Suit, Lois said, “That’s going to start getting tight across your chest.”
Lara started to blush and Martha saved her, “I cut it a little big to give her room to grow.”
“Okay, I trust you Martha. Well, kiddos, when do you plan to make your debut?”
Jon replied, “Not for a while yet. We still have a lot to learn.”
“Are you planning to wear those costumes to the party?”
“Nah, if we did that, we wouldn’t be able to use them in the future. Once we unmasked it would be all over.”
“Okay then, what are you wearing to the party?”
Lara piped up and said, “Mike is going as Robin Hood so I thought I’d be Maid Marion!”
Jon said, “I was going to be Will Scarlet.”
Lois sent to Clark, /”Oh boy, should we tell then the true story? About the Fox and Lady Loisette.”/
Clark sent back, /”Maybe someday.”/
Out loud Lois said, “Mike’s going to be here? How did he find out about the party?”
Looking down at the floor in embarrassment, Lara scuffed a toe as she said, “I sent him a note. He got straight ‘A’s so his folks sent him as a reward.”
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Jon’s costume was fairly easy, red tights and a red tunic. On his head was a red Robin Hood hat with a red feather a wide belt with a pouch hanging from it in lieu of pockets, a bow and arrows.
Lara, by the time Lois finished directing the construction of the Lady Loisette costume was the spitting image of her and the first time Clark saw her all he could do was whistle. In an amused tone he said, “You look just like your mom did.”
Mystified, Lara asked, “Huh? Like Mom?”
With a little smile, Lois said, “We’ll tell you the story sometime.”
And now -
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Chapter 07 - At the Halloween Party
Saturday, November 2, 2013* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
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As they all piled out of the van Mike came running up. He stopped when he saw Lara and said, in an awed tone, “Wow! You look …
amazing!”
Lara did a curtsy and when she stood up again she gave him a close appraisal and said, “You look pretty good yourself, Sir Robin.”
Mike laughed and said, “We’re bound to win the prize. Robin Hood, Maid Marion and Will Scarlet; I just hope they don’t ask me to actually shoot any arrows. I’m not too good.”
Lara laughed and said, “Neither is Jon, but, he’s carrying a bow too.”
Lois and Clark had gotten into the swing of things along with the kids and were dressed up as King Arthur and Queen Guinevere. Lois carried the car seat with Sam and Clark had Lucy by one hand.
Mike said, “Hi Mr. and Mrs. Kent, I’m sure glad you were able to come.”
Lois responded, “We are too, Mike and we’re glad to see that your parents let you come. It’s good to see you again.”
Mike responded, “When I got Lara’s note all I did was ask my folks. My grades were so good they let me come as a reward.”
Lois said, “Okay, well, I guess you kids can run along and enjoy yourselves. Jon, here’s some money. Put it in your pouch so that you can pay for some games and treats.”
Mike said, “I’d like to treat Lara, if that’s okay with you.”
Lois looked at Clark with a raised eyebrow and then turned back and said, “I guess that would be okay. Go have some fun.”
Mike crooked his arm and Lara put hers through it and the three of them walked away.
Lois sent, /”I think our little girl has a boyfriend. They’ve been corresponding ever since summer camp.”/
/”I think she’s made a good choice. He’s a good boy and a good student. Besides, he’s Wayne Irig’s grand nephew. We know the family.”/
Out loud and with a chuckle, Clark asked, “Shall King Arthur win another teddy bear for Queen Guinevere?”
Laughing, Lois replied, “This time, if they have a Superman doll, I want that.”
Looking down Clark said, “Maybe I should try for two. How about this, a Superman and an Ultra Woman and we should give them to Little Bo Peep and her lamb.”
Chuckling, Lois said, “You might be right about that. Let’s go see how strong you are.” The twins, Jessie and Jimmy followed their parents as they went over to the Test of Strength and cheered when their dad won a couple of times. Clark made sure to not make it look too easy and also used a number of tickets so that the attendant wouldn’t lose too much on the prizes. Lois handed Lucy the Ultra Woman doll and then put the Superman doll in the carseat with Sam.
They took the kids over to a bouncy house and let them play in there for short time then they took them over to the hay ride. As the kids were approaching the wagon they spotted the driver and shouted, “Grandpa!” and ran over to him.
“Hi, Kiddos!” Jonathan Kent climbed down from his tractor and gave each one of them a hug before lifting them up onto the hay wagon.
After Jonathan deposited the last child on the hay, Clark put his arm around Jonathan’s shoulder and said, “We didn’t tell the kids why you were so busy today, or why you left so early. We wanted it to be a surprise when they saw you here with the wagon.”
Jonathan was smiling as he replied, “I think it was. Are they having fun?”
“Are you kidding? I think they are having a blast!”
“I think this is enough for one load. I’d better get them moving before they throw all of the hay off the wagon.” He was chuckling as he turned away to climb back up on the tractor.
After that ride they gave the twins some tickets and allowed them to wander off. They didn’t worry because Lois and Clark could both keep tabs on them by listening for their heartbeats. There was something about the rate and rhythm that differentiated them from non-Kryptonian heartbeats. They took Jessie, Jimmy, Lucy and Sam around to other games and everyone had fun.
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Later
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At around 8 o’clock Jon, Mike and Lara decided to get a snack and stopped by Maisie’s Diner’s booth. They placed their orders and Maisie was in the process of filling their orders when she discovered she was out of some condiments. She said, “Well, Robin, Maid Marion and Will Scarlet, you guys will have to wait a few minutes. I need to go back to the diner and get the condiments. I’ll be right back.” Maisie headed across the park to the diner. They watched as she pulled out her key and opened up the door and disappeared inside.
They were talking, discussing what activity they wanted to go to when they had finished eating. They were drinking the sodas that Maisie had given them to tide them over until the rest of their order was ready when Jon noticed that Maisie had been gone an unusually long time. He pulled Lara aside and whispered so low that anyone without super hearing couldn’t hear, “Miss Maisie has been gone too long. There might be a problem. I think we need to check. You need to use the rest room.”
Jon turned to Mike and said, “Lara and I are going to go to the rest rooms. Hold our places, okay?”
Mike said, “Sure, hurry back.”
Jon and Lara jogged off. Once they were out of sight of Mike they changed direction and headed for an alley between two stores. They both had their new super Suits on under their costumes so they both tried what they had seen their parents do and super speed spun into their new Suits.
Jon looked out to the park again and said, “She still hasn’t come out. Let’s check through the back so that we won’t be seen.”
They both ran at super speed down the alley and behind the various shops until they came to the back of Maisie’s Diner. As soon as they got there Jon saw that the door was ajar. He whispered, “I don’t think that Miss Maisie would leave the door open like that. We need to go in and see what’s happening.”
Lara replied, “We need to be careful.”
Jon nodded as he opened the door. They both slipped in silently. They found themselves in the kitchen.
They both crouched down so that they wouldn’t be seen through the serving window and crept forward. They could hear a gruff voice and a voice that they recognized as Maisie’s”
Maisie was saying, “You’ll never get away with this.”
The intruder replied, “You think not. I’ve already cleaned out the tills of five other businesses. With everyone out in the park at the party there hasn’t been anyone to see me, until you showed up.”
“I’ve never seen you before. You’re new around here, aren’t you?”
“Never been here before and never will be again.”
“They’ll catch you, you know.”
“How will they catch me?”
“As soon as they find me they’ll start searching. Sheriff Broadhurst will come after you.”
“Not if they don’t know where to look and what I look like. I plan to just mingle with the crowd out there until the party breaks up and leave with everyone else. The only problem is … you. You could identify me. I can’t risk that.”
Jon risked peeking around the corner. He could see that the intruder had Maisie tied to one of her chairs and he was standing in front of her, his left side was toward Jon and he was brandishing a knife. Since he wasn’t looking directly at Jon, he slowly stood up.
Jon crossed his arms over his chest the same way he had seen his father do on many occasions and in an authoritative voice Jon said, “I’d put that knife down if I were you.”
The intruder whirled on him and said, “Who do you think you are kid? You’re sticking in your nose where it doesn’t belong. Get over here and join her.”
Jon replied, “I don’t think so.”
Lara stepped around Jon and stood next to him with her hands fisted and placed on her hips.
The intruder exclaimed, “What’s goin’ on? Is the entire costume party comin’ in here?”
Lara replied, “We aren’t here for the party. We’re here to stop you.”
“Just who do you think you are Superman and Ultra Woman? I got news for you kids; your costumes are the wrong colors. Get over here and sit in a couple of these chairs before I put you over my knee and spank you. If you don’t move fast enough she might get hurt.” He brandished the knife close to Maisie.
Jon picked up a plate that was on the counter next to him at super speed and hurled it like a Frisbee. It was moving so fast that the intruder couldn’t move out of the way and the plate impacted the knife in his hand knocking it across the room. Jon super sped over and pushed him into a chair grabbing his arms and pulling them around behind.
While he was doing this Lara super sped over to Maisie and removed her ropes. Quicker than it could be told she had the roped around the intruder and Jon said to her, “Go for the Sheriff.”
Lara super sped out the front door and sped around until she found Sheriff Broadhurst. When she found him she ran up and stopped in front of him.
The Sheriff was startled by the sudden appearance of this diminutive copy of Ultra Woman in front of him.
Lara said, “Sheriff, you’re needed in Maisie’s Diner. We have captured a crook that has robbed several businesses and was holding Miss Maisie captive.”
The Sheriff said, “Sure thing. Nice costume little girl, it might even win a prize. Did you just get here? I don’t remember seeing you around.” He leaned down so that he wasn’t so much looking down on her and said, “Look little lady, just because you’re dressed up like a superhero doesn’t mean that you have to make me think you’ve stopped a robbery. Go play superhero somewhere else.”
Lara was exasperated and said, “Sheriff, I’m
not kidding.”
The sheriff said, “Look, why don’t you just run along and have some fun.”
Lara decided it was time to test and see just how strong she actually was. She said, “Sheriff, I’m
really not kidding. I guess I’ll just have to show you. Hold on to your hat Sheriff! Here we go!” Lara moved in closer and picked the sheriff up and super sped him to Maisie’s Diner. He had not heeded her warning and lost his hat in route. Once in the door she placed the now hatless sheriff back on his feet.
The sheriff looked around and saw just where he was and then at her with a dumbfounded expression. He asked, “How???”
Jon zipped over and said, “Sheriff, this man,” he pointed to the intruder, “broke in here and several other businesses to rob them. We found Miss Maisie tied up and he was threatening her with a knife.”
Maisie was still in the process of getting herself together after her ordeal and she said, “What they have told you is the truth sheriff, every word of it. They saved me and subdued him. They tied him to that chair with the rope he had used on me.”
The sheriff reached up and started scratching his head. When he did this he realized that his hat was missing. He looked back and forth between Jon and Lara and asked, “How were you able to move so fast and, and carry me? Who are you supposed to be? You look like Superman and Ultra Woman but the costume colors are wrong and you’re too young to be them.”
Jon hadn’t given much thought to what name to use when in costume but Lara came to the rescue and gave him time to think. Lara answered by saying, “I’m Ultra Woman too.”
Maisie asked, “Ultra Woman two, as in the second Ultra Woman?”
Lara replied, “I meant too as in also, but, I guess you could say it that way.”
The sheriff looked at Jon and asked, “Are you Superman two, or junior or something?”
Jon replied, “My name is Kam-El.”
The sheriff asked, “Camel, like the animal?”
Jon looked exasperated as he said, “No Kam,” pause, “El.”
“Well, Ultra Woman two and Kam … El, I’m going to need statements from each of you.”
Jon replied, “Sheriff, I’m really sorry, but, we have to be going. Miss Maisie’s statement will have to be enough.” Jon turned to Lara and said, “Let’s go UW.”
"I'm with you Kam-El."
They both seemed to disappear as they moved into super speed and ran out the back door. They ran back to the alleyway and spin changed back into their Halloween costumes, went back to Maisie’s booth and rejoined Mike.
Mike said, “You guys were sure gone a long time, but you still got back before Miss Maisie. I wonder what happened to her.”
Jon looked at Lara and said, “Yeah, I wonder.” They looked over in the direction of Maisie’s Diner just in time to see the sheriff exiting with the intruder in cuffs and Maisie following looking very flustered.
Mike saw what was happening and asked, “Who is that? I’ve never seen him around Smallville before.”
Lara said, “Neither have we. It looks like Maisie caught him in her diner.”
Maisie came back over to her booth and said, “I’m sorry! I got held up.”
Mike said, “That’s okay, we didn’t mind the wait.”
Maisie said, “No, I mean, I got
held up. There was a robber in the diner. He had me tied to a chair but, a couple of kids saved me. The boy called himself Kam - El and the girl called herself Ultra Woman two. You kids haven’t seen anyone in costumes like Superman’s and Ultra Woman’s have you?”
Jon said, ”Our little brother is dressed up like Batman and we’ve seen several Superman and Ultra Woman costumes.”
Maisie said, “Yeah, I’ve seen them too, but, these costumes were different colors. The Superman costume rather than blue was black and the Ultra Woman costume was colored the opposite of hers.”
Mike spoke up, “Sorry Miss Maisie, we haven’t seen any costumes like that.”
Maisie’s expression was full of wonder as she said, “They could do some of the things that Superman and Ultra Woman can do. I wonder if they are their children. If they are their children, what were they doing here?”
Jon said, “If they are Superman and Ultra Woman’s children maybe like them they show up when and where they are needed.”
Maisie said, “I’m sure glad they showed up when they did. I was afraid that crook was going to kill me so that I couldn’t identify him. Anyhow, here’s your order. Keep your money. It’s on the house. You had to wait too long.”
They chorused, “Thanks, Miss Maisie.”
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Around 9:30 they had the costume judging contest. The costume judging started as a parade of all of the contestants. There was one very interested observer; Maisie. She was looking for her rescuers. There were a number of Supermen and Ultra Women but none like the costumes she had seen. Seeing these she realized that what she had seen was no store bought costume. The way it had been made, the materials, these had to have been the real thing.
At the conclusion of the parade the judges made their announcement as to the winners. It was a virtual sweep for the Kent clan. Second runner up was Little Bo Peep and her lamb. First runner up was Robin Hood, Maid Marion and Will Scarlet. First prize was awarded to a samurai and his geisha.
At the end, before everyone could disperse the sheriff, now with his hat back on, took the stage in the gazebo and made an announcement.
“While everyone was here at the party we had a series of robberies.” A gasp went up from those gathered. He continued, “The crook was caught in Maisie’s Diner by a couple of kids in costume.” Everyone started looking at the kids. He continued, “If they are here I’d like them to come forward and be recognized. This community owes them a debt of gratitude. They were dressed up like Superman and Ultra Woman and called themselves Kam … El and Ultra Woman two. If there’s anyone who knows who they are, please come forward.” Everyone started really looking closely at all of the superhero costumes.
No one made a move to go forward.
Disappointment in his voice, the sheriff said, “I’m sure we’ll be hearing about them again. They showed at least some of the powers that Superman and Ultra Woman have so they are probably their children. If they are I’m glad that they have the same motivation to help, as their parents. I’ll say this, wherever they are, thanks. Smallville thanks you.”
Maisie moved up beside the sheriff and added, “I want to add a special thanks. I’m sure that they saved my life tonight. If not for them …well, I don’t want to think about it. Thanks.”
The party broke up and families started moving to their vehicles. Mike walked with Jon and Lara as they headed for the van. Mike was beside himself. He said, “Wow! Another Superman and Ultra Woman! The sheriff called them kids. I wonder how old they are. I wish I’d seen her. I wonder what she looks like. I wonder how much like the real Ultra Woman she is. I wonder if she has a boyfriend.”
Lara was dying inside. Here she was and Mike was going bonkers over her secret identity. She wanted to hit him over the head with something, but, that would probably have given everything away.
Jon said, “I guess, sooner or later we’ll be hearing more about them. We’ll just have to wait and see.”
Mike was flying out the next day so they said their goodbyes at the van and he and Lara promised each other to write and then he headed for his uncle’s truck.
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Later – Back at the Kent farm
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Lois and Clark saw to it that the younger children were in bed and then called Jon and Lara into their bedroom.
Lois gave both of them hugs and Clark ruffled up Jon’s hair and gave Lara a kiss on the top of the head.
Clark was the first to speak, “You kids did really well on your first outing. How did you know something was happening?”
Jon told the story while his parents listened in amazement. When he finished, Clark looked at Lois and said, “Two chips of the old block. Well, what are we going to do to recognize this achievement? We should do something.” Turning to Jon and Lara Clark asked, “Do you want to make a formal announcement? You two could take over for Mom and me.” Looking at Lois he winked and said, “Wouldn’t you like to take a break and let the younger generation take up the task?”
Lois caught his wink and played along, “Yeah, it would give me the time to catch up on ‘The Ivory Tower’.”
With an air of offence at his teasing, Lara said, “Mooooommmmm, Daaaaaddddd, no I don’t want to make a formal announcement! I’m not ready for that! I need time to do my school work. Besides, Jon and I can’t fly yet.”
Clark said, “Well, I guess you have a good point there squirt. You and Jon can’t fly, yet, but, it won’t be long. Lois do you think you can wait?”
With a sigh of resignation Lois replied, “I guess I’ll have to. Oh well, I’ll just have to keep recording it. Maybe someday I’ll get a chance to catch up.”
Clark dropped the teasing tone and said, “All teasing aside, you kids did really, really good. I think that the best thing we can do is make more trips to Smallville so that you can practice here at the farm so that when the time comes, you’ll be ready.”
Lara gave her dad a hug while Jon hugged his mom and they both said, “Thanks! You guys are the best mom and dad in the world.”
From that point on, every holiday and a lot of weekends in between were spent at the farm.
Every holiday, at least, Mike just happened to be there spending time with his Uncle Wayne.
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