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LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
Then how is Lex supposed to consummate the marriage?

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LOIS: Don't worry, Lex, after that one time, I'm sure to kill myself.
LEX: hyper The perfect woman!

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So, Tempus is Trask's great-great-great grandson.
TRASK: I wouldn't say he's that good.
TEMPUS: I killed Superman.
TRASK: I stand corrected.
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Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
ER: Then how is Lex supposed to consummate the marriage?
LOIS: Consummation of marriage is SOoooo over-rated.
CLARK: hyper [Linked Image]

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LOIS: Don't worry, Lex, after that one time, I'm sure to kill myself.
LEX: /excited/ The perfect woman!
CLARK: [Linked Image]
LOIS: So, I'm *not* the perfect woman? mad
CLARK: [Linked Image] I just can't win.
LOIS: And *that's* why you always lose.


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quote:Originally posted by Darth Michael:
LOIS: It doesn't matter how big or small Lex is, he's never going to touch this /points to self/
ER: Then how is Lex supposed to consummate the marriage?

LOIS: Consummation of marriage is SOoooo over-rated.
CLARK: <completely happy that he’s finally found the perfect woman to make his wife and live with like they did on 1950’s TV shows>
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