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Lois is not thinking about Lex.

This makes total sense. I have to admit I have not fully internalized how much Clark was hurt be realizing that Lois had not really forgiven him and fallen madly in love with him, and that it was all a drug-induced lie. Then Wells thows on the "if you make love, she will die" line, and his world collapses.

I guess Wells thinks he is protecting Clark from that horror, but I am not convinced. I also think he should have warned Clark about the curse before taking him to meet Lois.

True, but I mainly like it because it is a situation where Clark reveals he is SM to avoid discussion even tougher things.

I hope he talks with his parents about the curse, but I can see why it would be diffucult. I mean he just met them, and this is a very personal issue, and he does not know if he wants to bring up the dead Clark, and the whole concept is so bizarre, and the effect hurts so much, sharing it is scary.

Lois:Clark, you could have slept with me. Or we could have both slept at your palce. It's not like Ralph would have been a threat with your big, strong, wonderful, amazing, sexy body there to protect me.

That works for me. I also like your thought that she has these feelings for SM and CK because deep down she knows SM=CK. I still wonder if her being so in love with both will cause her needless consternation until Clark finally tells her the truth.

Negative Reader likes to argue annoying and perverse things.

I guess that is why she never realizes, the issue does not even come up.

Lois: Obviously not, since you did not make love to me last night.

Christina: Thanks for the FDK.

Yes, one of the two.

Mrs. Cox is already obsessed with Lex, so I don't see much of a change there.

His pursuit of power gave him pleasure?

Probably a good idea.

Canon Lois sat in canon Clark's lap during PML, and I know she did so after they were married, and possible while they were dating (but not at the office, I don't think).

CANON CLARK: I *didn't* have it easy.

CLARK: After dealing with an infactuated Lois for 24 hours, I have found it's easier to deal with her if I don't push her off my lap, every time she sits down there.

That and he finally had found a clue in the photos they were looking through.

CLARK: That's not really my style unless, of course, I'm trying to keep you from attacking me.

Okay, thanks, Lois. For that image.

CLARK: I don't think we'd do anything that would give Lex pleasure.



Just as he had in canon.

LOIS: <<sighing>> Clark.

She's admitted it to herself, but nobody else... possibly Superman.

No comment.

She didn't say that Lex was Ugly, only that his behavior was.

LOIS: Huh?



Possibly.



Me, either. Clark went down to the lobby news stand. It didn't look like it had a wide selection of bridal magazines either. Additionally, I doubt Clark would do anything that would encourage her in that line of thinking at the moment. When sober, possible, but not at the moment.



I never thought Lex was telling the truth with this line.

Yes.

Love = lack of control. Not exactly what Lex craves.

Or the unknown villain.

CLARK: I mean, I have no idea to what you're referring.

He's both wary that she's still affected, or that she's so angry that she'll bust his invulnerable skin.

CLARK: There was a reason I put the windows between us. I wasn't planning on flying that neglegee wearing super babe anywhere.

LOIS:

She meant lie to her about what had happened between them. As far as he knows, she doesn't remember anything from the last two days, although she remembers clearly. Only her interpretation is different.

How Clark has both his best day ever, and worst day ever all wrapped up into one.

You mean that same Herb who introduced canon Clark to Tempus, and who never mentioned it A WEEK before canon Lois and Clark's wedding (S3), THAT Herb? Let's just say, for a time traveler he has very bad timing indeed.

That sounds like this Clark's personality. That he would FINALLY reveal himself only to cover up something else.

I believe it's too early to discuss it with anyone else yet.

Needless torture? Me?



In the (old) comics, Superman has a bunch of Superman robots he can use at anytime, so that Clark and Superman can be at the same place at the same time. I cannot picture our Clark ever creating such an elaborate hoax, just to fool Lois. Of course that Lois is more like Lois on pheromones around Superman (all the time), trying to find ways to convince Superman to marry her.

CLARK: Wow! Look at the time. I need to.. uh... uh... Help Superman count polar bears, excuse me. <<runs off>>

Well, he didn;t know that Tempus was a crazy killer.

Good point. Especially since it was an older Herb there than in season 4.

Actually the more I think about it, the crazier his not mentioning the curse at all them is.

Almost as crazy as their waiting several months to get married after the end of the wedding arc. That made zero sense to me. Especially since it is entriely possible that legally they were married. I am not sure it really matters if the intended bride is at the wedding, couldn't they just pretend the clone was a proxy-stand in?

Right. Likely excuse. <<He should have done his research>>

They (the writers / producers) brush this off by saying "Oh, I had hoped I might have mentioned this." :rolleyes:

Duh!

Me, either. Almost as much sense as going to one's high school reunion instead of Vegas to get married.

Not for Lois who considered the clone as another woman. She'd want another wedding for herself, and Clark would want to give her that.

But since her mother basically got a wedding, it makes no sense at all why they don't fly off to Vegas. Especially since they already are in the air at the end of the wedding arc.

I'm not going to disagree with you on that point.

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/is reminded of those back scratchers people used in ye olden days (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Backscratcher). Maybe Lex’s is not long enough?

/is reminded of scenes in various foil and sword movies where someone pushes himself onto the blade to reach the opponent after getting stabbed/

Lex really does that a lot to women, huh? Is he too stupid to operate a telecommunication device?



She’s been having gas issue before?

Why is that a lie. I’m sure he’d be the first to admit it. Not that he ever actually *does* make a mistake. He’s just like Lois in that regard. Those two playing Go should be fun.

What if he has Mrs. Cox snap her scrawny little neck?

Oooooh! A gateway drug!

How about one sprays Revenge at a nuclear power plant, a prison, or on a battlefield?

No, he had acted more like an obnoxious waste of perfectly good organic matter.

Well, it just *has* to be option number one, right?

Is he going to implant the stones the next time?

Right. He’s so snapped out of Revenge.



Maybe he should tell her all those things in advance?



She’s a naughty girl.



Oh, that naughty, naughty boy! Maybe she should pull down his britches and spank him.

Ooooh! She’s such a firecracker.

How about she gets her hands on some powerful carcinogen substances and injects them into his bloodstream?

Also, that’s easy: Keep away from Kryptonite.

Oh my.

By showing up naked and hitting him over the head, then tying him up?



Isn’t that highly inappropriate? What would her mother say?



/makes squeaky bedspring noises/

A clone? How old is that clonse?

Drugged and left naked in a bed.

Oh?

Michael

Michael: A 3-part FDK! Oh, Michael, I feel so unworthy... but I'll take it anyway. Thank you.

MIRANDA: <<shrugs>> Doesn't really matter when he's the 3rd richest person in the world.

I was thinking more like a rash type of itch.

LEX: She wasn't worth THAT.

LEX: <<aside>> Really must talk to Mrs. Cox about my missing phone messages.

He had a perfume problem a few days earlier.

Oh, that's right. For it to be his mistake, he has to own it, which he never does. Of course.

He tries not to have Mrs. Cox involved with any of the other females in his herd.

Huh?

There, there. Clark will remove him to the storeroom first.

CLARK: But she could damage that beautiful hand of hers.

LOIS: So, I get to kill Ralph, AND get undressed! There's a plan!

CLARK: Can you dust a little more to the right, there, Lois?

The true reason Lois is ticked off when she comes to.

Oh, dear.

CLARK: Isn't she?

LOIS:

She was thinking Clark, not Superman.

Possibly.

LOIS: I'm not telling Ellen Lane about this, uh-uh. He's a fake farmer from Kansas. She'd never approve.

CLARK: Why? What have they done to deserve that in Timbuktu?

She might notice the math discrepancy easier?

It's only one possible solution.

LOIS:

Very young.

Like the Vatman clone, it caught sight of that photo of Lois in Lex's lab / bedroom.

LEX: I'll keep that as an option.

Of course he will. He still has her Revenge formula.

That was accidental... It was explained in the deleted party scene that was so long it would have taken another part, and I decided to move on to PML. It will be described briefly later.

She hasn't realized the latter, yet. Otherwise, exactly.

-- continuation of response to Michael's FDK --

Well, you see, Lois's apartment was destroyed in the bomb blast to cover up Lois's abduction. Superman was able to save Lois, but Clark was injured.

Exactly.

He's got x-ray vision.

LOIS:

She's taunting the ex-boyfriend who wouldn't kiss her in the could-be potential future boyfriend's bedroom.

Scared at what he would look like on the cover of National Whisper in his skintight outfit and her in that negligee.

CLARK:

It's early yet. Give her time.

Yes, I know. I went for the obvious joke. <<shrugs innocently>> Sometimes they are more fun.

I noticed this quote from the text in Michael's psots, and think it probably should be "give her one last chance".

Thanks. Fixed.

Michael

LEX: Well, it has been a while since I had Gretchen over...

Gfic and all. <<wink, wink>>

CLARK: Exactly... no, wait, we can't get married.

LOIS: Huh?

There was a point?

See, it could be worse.

I'm sorry, DID you want me to delay PML for another part or two? Because I was 9 pages into the Grant party scene, when I realized that it might take 2 parts to tell it, and really nothing much happened, except Cat having fun with Lois and Clark, and I said... Nah, on to Fruit Flies!

LOIS: So, you're saying that's not what happened to Clark?

A revengeful tease?

That was not due to any telling her on Clark's part.

Canon Clark:Hey, I was going to tell her immediately after she said yes to marrying me.

Alt-Clark:And you guys complain at me for not having told Lois yet. At least I have not proposed to her. I would have told her if Wells had not interupted. Although, since who knows who she would have told while under the Pheremone spray, maybe it is good he interupted. Still, I am way ahead of that other guy at telling Lois things, especailly since I have no real past. He has way less to tell her, and yet he never came close this early on.

Canon Clark:Well, I had to learn to be an investigative reporter when I first came to the planet, you had three years of experience at that before you even came to the dimension. And a year of experience as Superman. I had to learn everything all at once.

Michael

Canon Lois:Clark had not asked me to marry him yet when I figured out he was Superman.