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Michael: RL finally let go of its strangle hold, did it?



Wow! That was a quick courtship, marriage, and honeymoon.

CLARK: And you guys say I don't know what to say to make Lois all soft in the knees.

SMALLVILLE POST: Judge Tells Sheriff: Three Strikes and You're Out!

LOIS: What a great image of what happened inside Clark's chest.

LOIS:

-- Response to Michael's FDK -- Cont.

CLARK: Okay, okay. It was Lana, Lana Lang.

LOIS: Lana? Smallville Lana? But she's been married for almost 10 years to Hank? You're lying to me again, aren't you?

CLARK: It was a different Lana.

LOIS: Strange coincidence, isn't it? That there were two women in the world named Lana Lang?

CLARK: How did you know Hank's wife's maiden name was Lang?

LOIS: <<holds out hand>> Hi, I'm Lois Lane, 3 time Kerth Award winner for INVESTIGATIVE Journalism. :rolleyes:

CLARK: Right. <<grins sheepishly>> Funny story that...

LOIS: <<Holds up hand>> Save your breath.

<<ER Imagination>> LOIS: <<fanning self>> My, it's getting hold in here. Oh. Oh! OH! VERY, *very* hot. I need to take off some of my clothes and jump on my partner...

Like Lois wouldn't enjoy it.

LOIS: Sounds good to me.

CLARK: I'm actually from Australia. G'day.

Poor Clark, he doesn't even know how much he upsets his rival.

LEX: <<sniffling>> Exactly.

LEX: No, it's not time for my congical visits with Ari.

LOIS: That man! He shot you! Clark, why aren't you lying in a puddle of blood?

CLARK: Oh, right. Sorry.

Oh, dear, you're thinking like a minion, Michael. Have you been sick?

LEX: <<lifts up earmarked copy>>I have one, and it says here on page 134, "When ridding oneself of an enemy who has progressed past the level of nuisance, one must be sure to do it in a complex way, with many opportunities to escape which will inevitably fail."

CLARK: I double majored in Journalism and Physics.

Why do you think Perry is holding her down?

Technically, I believe that the Attorney for the City (aka, City Attorney) is in another branch of the judical from the ADAs.

Sydney: Thanks for stopping by to say hi!

Well, it's true, isn't it?

Michael

O-kay.

CLARK: I'm not?

Small town news gets such a bad rap.

LOIS: How to who the girl?

LOIS: And this is my fault, how?

CLARK: You mean, I could have...?

LEX: <<checks 1993 calender>> And HOW did you get a copy of a book that hasn't been published yet?

I am guessing Max's mom voted for him. And since you had to write in Hank, he probably got a few other votes here and there. And if it was a special election, than I would be surprised if even 1000 people voted. It was probably 493 to 15.

Virginia you are right the city attorney is a totally different think than the District Attorney. The city attorney advises the city on legal matters, and goes to court on behalf of the city.

I am not sure how New Troy is set up (OK, since it does not exist, and is sort of New York, except I think in this espisode they mention New York, and the map in the pilot makes it look at least to me like Metropolis is in Pennsylvania, so we just know it is not New Jersey <from what they say in "Twas the Night Before Mxymass"> so you probably have multiple options on how the DA works. In Michigan we don't even call the state(ish) prosecutors DAs, we call them County Prosecutors, because they are elected by county. There are federal district attorney's (I think we have at two in Michigan) who handle federal cases, but in most other states they also have state DAs who are elected by "district" that may or may not correspond to anything.

That said, being the DA would probably be a step up from being the city attornye (especially if Chung is not the city attorney, but just on the staff), so I could imagine the city attorney running for the more powerful position of DA. Federal DAs are not elected, but appointed by the president with the advice and consent of the senate, and I don;t think any state has more than four (each of which covers a specific part of the state). New York City though is split between two US District Attorney's though, although both cover more than the city.

Isn't Tudors 16th century?

Since Max's mom knows him better than most people and wants what's best for her county, I'm guessing "no". But I'm sure she told him she voted for him.

Thank you for the political analysis.

I have learned some things from watching crime drama on TV.

I believe that the DA's (and ADAs for that matter) from the show represent the State of NT, as opposed to being Federal DAs.

Yes. But isn't the 19th century closer to the 16th century in language than the 20th / 21st centuries? <<And the reference to the Tudors was a joke>>

Thanks No idea how much FDK I’ll get done this weekend. Let’s hope some, otherwise, I’ll never catch up till Christmas…

Michael

That's some Christmas gift!

I've only just gotten started.

CLARK: <<to EW>>

Okay, now it makes sense. And, no, Clark has no idea how to woo.

LOIS: You make me sound like a dog.

CLARK:

No, then someone might think he's alive and the clone might change Lex's will.

I would agree with that assesment, but that position would still be seen as a step up from city attorney.

Good point. Also, I didn’t mean *all* parts till Christmas, just the catching up part. Otherwise, it might cause EW inbox overload.

My, he really can’t take any, can he? No wonder Lois won’t put out for him.

Michael

Don't worry on that account. My Inbox can handle it.

LOIS: I won't? I mean, Right! I won't!

Right. Of course, sorry.

Right. Gmail



Michael