Michael: You are too funny.
Lucy *doesn't* know? Boy, are we really this jaded that Man in Blue must refer to Superman?
Well, he is fairly new to this universe.
And one, and two, and three, breathe...
Maybe he should suggest that to Lois? Let's see how she reacts to that. Probably by locking herself into the bathroom to take a long, hot bath with lot's of scented candles.
Sorry, you forgot only a shower stall in her apartment.
Yes, but then he'd no longer be able to do the nice touchy-touchy he's used to.
/goes checking the board title/ *whew* Virginia did *not* mean it like *that*.
Tsk-Tsk, Michael. Slip in getting his way! And no, not Nfictionally!
Aww. And he's Clark. All he heard was 'I'm always doing stupid things. It will be *your* fault.'
Hay, if he's *really* fast, I'm sure Lucy wouldn't notice much more than a quick breeze.
Hee-hee, I don't think she wants him 'faster than a speeding bullet.'
Actually, once they get past that threshold thingy, his ability to make her mad will be his second best trait. Right after his ability to make love to her. And when you combine those two... Poor neighbors. Poor Mayson. She's going to look for a new apartment, soon.
Actually, they are. Basement apartments not really good for Kal.
Hey, she only has to drop flat along the middle of the road, keep her arms close to her body and wait for the semi to drive past.
That's making the assumption that Luthor drives straight, not drunk.
Oh dear. Can you say crazy-stalker-lady-much?
Crazy-stalker-lady-much.
That you could charge fifty bucks a rescue, plus expenses? Or maybe, get a retainer from the city?
Or moonlight as Resplendant Man?
PS: I still remember you haven't explained the congratulations. And Clark hasn't asked Lois, yet!
He was going to work it into the conversation, but the conversation got interrupted by sisteruptus.
Mouserocks: Glad you are still enjoying. Don't work too hard.
Although, he'd better be careful, those Parcae aren't the kind old ladies knitting away you'd take them for.
No way.
