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Are you certain that you don't want to move this story over to the N-FIC page? hyper


Herb replied, “My boy, I never say … impossible.” "Lois and Clarks"

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One foot in front of the other. Into the store. Exhale. Good. Oh, for goodness sake! Look at the selection! Sizes? They came in sizes? For her pleasure? That sounded good. Or was it too much? Edible? Eww. No. He thought not. Glow in the dark? What kind of whackos were out there? What kind had she bought? He would just get those.
I did have to laugh about Clark's shopping-trip anxiety. Not only is he worried about their relationship and the whole romance thing, there are just TOO MANY CHOICES. wink

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Not nearly as much as I wanted to comment on, but here goes (thank my insomnia and a brief respite from classwork clap Woo-hoooooo!!! dance
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She stuck a finger in her ear and shook her head, trying to quiet her inner voice, which was still hitting that high ‘C’.
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“I was trying to get the media’s attention off you. I thought if Superman was seen with other reporters…”

“He would start to look like a fickle womanizing alien sex god?” Lois asked.

“No!” he gasped.
laugh Poor Clark just doesn't know how strong his sex appeal is yet, does he?
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“And here I thought it was you who made me feel that way, because you were such a good kisser.”

Clark returned her grin. “I am. No other man can actually make you float like me.”
Cute and innocent and devilishly salacious all at once! rotflol rotflol
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One foot in front of the other. Into the store. Exhale. Good. Oh, for goodness sake! Look at the selection! Sizes? They came in sizes? For her pleasure? That sounded good. Or was it too much? Edible? Eww. No. He thought not. Glow in the dark? What kind of whackos were out there? What kind had she bought? He would just get those.

Clark grabbed a box and took it to the counter. The old man at the register gave him a ‘good for you’ grin and Clark flushed with embarrassment. He would never buy anything at this store again. He would always be known as the man who bought condoms. And he definitely could never go into this store with Lois. Then the old man would know with whom Clark had used the condoms. Superman’s girlfriend! Oh, God! What was he doing?
I can just see Clark freaking out here. In fact, I'm only slightly surprised that he didn't just super-speed on through there, grab the condoms and leave the cash on the counter- though there would be the backlash of having the world knowing their favorite boy in blue was packing... eek

Great chapter! Wondering what comes next and just how steamy things will get!


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/gets into waiting position for next update.../

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Lois rolled her eyes. “But I’m starting to think it isn’t a phase. That this insane man you turn into from time to time is the real you.”
Yes. It's like with this one time every 28 days for women. Only, Clark's got a faster metabolism, so...

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“I have been an idiot. A stupid, blind, obstinate, jealous idiot
Yes.

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I will understand completely if you never want to have anything else to do with me
/am doubting the understanding. Just a big mouth, I'd say.

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“But I’m asking you to please give me one more chance to prove to you that I’m the man you want and deserve.”
Yes, now that he knows about his rival, he's all tights again.

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Her heart began to race, her knees turned to jelly and her brain had been erased just by this one look.
Lois Lane, meet Superman.

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It was a nerve-ending exploding, Lois’s inner core of womanhood melting, “I’m Going to Make Love to You Until You Hit a High ‘C’ with Pleasure Because I Hunger for You and Desire You and Want to Love You More than You’ve Ever Felt or Ever Known You Could Feel” kiss.
goofy

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Actually it’s a non-negotiable part of this truce. If he doesn’t make love to you soon, you’re out of here. Right? Lois? Right? Lois!
*Ivy!* Cold shower. Now.

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“What if I lose control?” he asked.
You'll need to clean up?

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“Clark? Have you ever lost control before?”
Not so far as we can tell...

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Clark blushed and broke eye contact. “That first time you kissed me at the store, I… uh…”

“Started to float?” she volunteered.
Full out float, I'd say.

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If just kissing you makes him float, what would real intimacy do?
Better keep it indoors then. Or take oxygen with you.

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“If your kisses are anything to go by, you’ll probably be so wonderful you’ll never be able to get rid of me.”
Yes. He's a controlled substance laugh

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Oooh. My decision? Mmmm. You might live to regret that, Clark. So, let’s see. There seems to be a nice grassy area over behind the house… Lois? Now is good, right? How about now? Now? Now! I said, NOW! Argh! You’re not listening to me, Lois!
Ivy's soooo cute!

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Even more reason to start right now.
/nods/ and before the others of his kind show up.

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"We’re not going to jail, Lois. If worst comes to worst – even though I earned that money fairly…”
You'll take off to a remote island?

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“You’re not going to make me walk the streets, Clark,” she teased.
Well, I guess with a little training and good connections she might be able to pull in a grand per pop...

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Lois blushed. “I was just wondering what it would take to make you float again? Or have you already become immune to my kisses?”
She could just try it out?

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It’s much too soon to meet my parents.
Yes. They're still alive.

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“No. You’re right. It’s too soon. Maybe in five… no, ten years…”
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No! Not the parents. Lois, what were you thinking? They’ll scare him off.
Ya think?

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“Of course there was. Kal told me that you wanted to spend your life with me,” she reminded him.
See?

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“And here I was thinking about inviting you back to my place tonight.”
Baaad Lois.

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His Dad actually had asked him if he would be bringing the truck back that night. Subtle, Dad.

Yeah, you didn’t answer his question either, Kent.
laugh Yes. Why didn't he fly to L.A. or something?

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Next time he had to buy condoms, he would fly over to Gotham City.
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Clark smiled as he walked out of the store. He liked that thought.

An arm encircled his waist and the most beautiful woman in the world kissed his cheek. “Ready?”
Oh dear. laugh

Ooooo! Soooo much fun!

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KenJ: No, sorry, no Nfic version of GEM. But I wasn't able to control myself quite so well for the sequel. blush If it gets approved by the Betas, there will be an Nfic & a Gfic version of the sequel. (Gfic because there ACTUALLY is a plot in the sequel). laugh Speaking of which... I better start sending those parts to my Betas...

IolantheAlias: Bingo! Two points for guessing my favorite scene... although there was a close second. wink Clark's banter after he learned he had nothing to fear but Superman stealing Lois away from him.

MouseRocks: Thank you for taking the time out of your busy insomnia to comment. laugh

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Poor Clark just doesn't know how strong his sex appeal is yet, does he?
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Cute and innocent and devilishly salacious all at once!
He does have all that going for him, doesn't he?

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You know, that's actually a nice little excuse to have around. "My evil twin did it!" Can you imagine if Clark had discovered his split personality complex as a child?
Martha thanks her lucky stars every day that he didn't. laugh

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I can just see Clark freaking out here. In fact, I'm only slightly surprised that he didn't just super-speed on through there, grab the condoms and leave the cash on the counter- though there would be the backlash of having the world knowing their favorite boy in blue was packing
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Michael: Thank you for all the clap

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That's her first time, isn't it?
Saying "I love you"? No. She said it while she did laundry the other day. And she kind-of danced around it when she said that she feels like Percy Sledge did during the song "When a Man Loves a Woman" the night before that. Saying she wanted him? Well, she had bought the box of condoms and implied she wouldn't mind if he stayed the night on several occasions.

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Yes. It's because she only needs to loosen one button on her sweater.
Yea, I guess he's been waiting a while...

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Awwwwwwww So, the second time? Or, rather, the rest of the honeymoon, then? ... No. Wedding bands. Now.... So, only angry quickies in the fields?
No comment. laugh

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Didn't she make this clear just a few minutes ago? No sex right now. Can't be much clearer than that.
Right and he knows she's always sedfast with her decisions and never wishy-washy or anything.

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Well, there's lot's of money to be made in licensed Superman porn.
Hhhmmm, time to start that Superman Foundation.

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Yeah, it could have been any kryptonian, but the lying kind of gave it away.
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Almost?
Well, he is invulnerable and has laser vision gizmo eyes.

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Why? Parisian Roulette sounds like so much more fun
STAY out of my Computer, Michael! You can read it when I post it like everyone else! laugh Just joking. wink

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Oh dear. Lois knows already
Actually, her "Ready?" was short for "Ready to go?"

Thank you for all the great comments!


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Thank you for all the [Rotflol] FDK.
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Every 28 minutes?
Sounds about right.

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Right and he knows she's always sedfast with her decisions and never wishy-washy or anything.
Well, she's been pretty consistent about him being a doofus.

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Well, he is invulnerable and has laser vision gizmo eyes.
Oh. I was going for differences in ... appearance. /bad mind... bad/

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STAY out of my Computer, Michael!
So, no more Jimmying?
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You can read it when I post it like everyone else!
/kicks pebble/ Uuuuuu, *must* I?

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Actually, her "Ready?" was short for "Ready to go?"
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