Guess Who’s Talking Challenge #9 (1/1)
By Lynn S. M.

He’s a pervert! He keeps me imprisoned in this place for days on end. He only takes me out to look at me longingly and to hold me. But even as he caresses me, he talks about how much he loves her. And when he is finished fondling me, he puts me back into my dark cell.

Once, he took me out and showed me to her. I liked her immediately and wanted to hang around her, but she rejected me. He was obviously as disappointed as I was, because shortly thereafter, he just tossed me out. Barely had I time to savour my freedom before he captured me again and forced me back into solitaire confinement.

Sometimes I really feel as though – Oh, wait! What’s happening? He’s taking me out once more and – Oh look! There’s that pretty lady again. And this time, she is accepting me. I really do like her! She nearly has me wrapped around her little finger already.

So…Guess who (what) is talking.