This is in response to the old Guess Who\'s Talking Challenge . Basically, it involves a puzzle in which an inanimate object relates its story and the reader has to guess what it is. The other entries in this challenge were listed in the FanFic Challenge folder, but I am listing this here since it is a response to a challenge and not a challenge itself.

Guess Who's Talking Challenge #8
by Lynn S. M.

I don't know why I am hooked on him. He's a coward. He hides behind me all the time. I know perfectly well that he is just using me. He doesn't need me -- not really. He often takes off without me. But he always comes back, and when he faces me, I cling to him every time.

And yet, he knows me so well. He sees right through me. Oh, I try to hide things from him, but all he has to do is look over me and he sees everything.

Still, there's nothing I enjoy more than sitting on him and hugging his head. Pretty pathetic, huh?

Who (what) am I?