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Perfect for Halloween, Tank. clap


Do you know the most surprising thing about divorce? It doesn't actually kill you, like a bullet to the heart or a head-on car wreck. It should. When someone you've promised to cherish till death do you part says, "I never loved you," it should kill you instantly.

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The cruelest way to cut Lois' hair yet.


You mean we're supposed to have lives?

Oh crap!

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Ewww! cat


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Clark: You certainly are unique.

Clark: You're high maintenance, you know that?
Lois: But I'm worth it!
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EEEEEKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!! eek

An evil Tank creation even I can't fix! rotflol


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A great Halloween story! Thanks for sharing it.

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Oooh. You evil, evil... evilevilevilevil man. Ingenious, but evil. Guess Lois really was a trophy, after all. Oy! dizzy


"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Tank,

Yes, great Halloween story.


But I agree with Lex, Lois should have known that he wouldn't stick by his bargain. I sure did -- especially when you were writing this.


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good job- well done
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Truly evil !!!!!

But Wendy, I am surprised, I can think of at least two different ways that you could fix this situation.

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Also read Nan's Terran Underground!
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ooh, ooh, ooh!!! /me jumps enthusiastically: a new Tank vignette!

/me reads the title... dance dance dance party

I haven't read it yet - just got back home from school - and I *have* to run an errand for my mom, but I'll be back ASAP!!! laugh

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Such a little thing really, a kiss...most people don't give it a moment's consideration. They kiss on meeting, they kiss on parting, that simple touching of flesh is taken entirely for granted as a basic human right.

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Tank!!!! smile1

Colecting Lovers... too there weren't a lot of Baines thumbsup


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But Wendy, I am surprised, I can think of at least two different ways that you could fix this situation.
Well, I hope you email them to her. I know I'd love to see her figure out how to get around this one, LOL! /me has visions of Lois and Superman gleefully haunting Lex for all eternity ... hey, that could be fun! laugh

Truly brilliant evilness, Tank. You've outdone yourself -- the ultimate Lois haircut! goofy

Now why do I think you're going to have the porch lights at your house turned off tonight? <bg>

Happy Halloween!

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Tank,

Well, I guess that you can say that you have really lived up to your title of the king of Whams! jawdrop Awfully funny and Funnily Awful!


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Gasp!! whinging

/me rushes over to read how Wendy has fixed this!!

Kaethel smile (wondering if the "fix" involves a miraculous resurrection of Lois's long hair)


- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.

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lol, great story, Tank!

I don't think any of us were truly taken in by Luthor, even if Lois was. I liked his comment about how the women were his "conquests."

It's interesting how Lex dated both blondes and brunettes. Guess he didn't have a preference for blondes (up until Lois) the way Clark did. *wink*

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Ooooooooooooh! Evil!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! evil

Excellent story, Tank notworthy
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LOl Tank and Wendy. Happy Halloween. Where is H. G. Wells when you need him. Laura


Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”

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hyper yay! Some good old serious whams! party

Excellent piece, Tank. I like this. You should write stuff like this more often. wink

Saskia (happy to see whams after a week without internet)


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