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That was grossly hilarious!
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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*Snicker-Snort* Way to go! 
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Hmmm... wonder how he'll stop them having the same effect in future.
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Forgotten Futures, The Scientific Romance Role Playing Game
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</me snickers>
If she had to move heaven and Earth, perhaps come back to haunt Perry and explain the story after they'd killed her, she would do it.
Waking a Miracle by Aria
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Superman: Why is it that good villains never die?
Batman: Clark, what the hell are good villains?
=> Superman/Batman: Public Enemies
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I was home eating chocolate—cottage cheese.
Chocolate flavoured cottage cheese. It's a new flav—
I was doing my laundry.
—Lois Lane
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Gross!
Superman: I hear you've been looking for me.
Lois: All my life.
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I think I can point out, thankfully, that there are no odors in space.
Cute story.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Well actually I saw that coming. After all I AM married to a man<g> Very funny. Laura
Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
Caroline's "Stardust"
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*groan* Cute, Terry. 
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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He felt the gust coming and he adjusted for it. It wouldn’t do to have his head and hands inside the delicate guts of the expensive equipment he was working on only to be blown against some highly breakable components by a sudden breeze. Space weather forecast for tonight: breezy. The thrust from the unexpected breeze shifted his position and he barely dodged the exposed computer components. He’d hate to have to explain why he’d crushed the equipment he’d been asked to repair or upgrade. Watch, children. Superman is temporarily having this "jet-engine" in his, umm, backside, and every time it fires off a jet downwards, there is an equal and opposite reaction upwards, giving Superman a thrust in the "up" direction. Careful with those computer components! At least, this far outside the atmosphere, there was no medium to carry the sharp, concussive rippling sounds he was making Noise level forecast for space tonight: silent. <<No, Lois, dinner was good. Great, even.>>
<<But you didn’t like it. I can tell. Come on, Clark! Your mother makes great three-bean chili! This is her recipe! And you told me you liked it the way I cook it!>> Three-bean chili... beans!!! <shudders> <f-rts> <<I do like it, Lois. It tastes terrific. But you’re – you’re doing something a little different with it lately.>>
<<I’m glad you noticed. I’ve added my own special set of spices.>> Let me guess - some finely ground red kryptonite? Add beans and you've got an, uh, explosive cocktail... She knew what pasta did to him, so if she was in a romantic mood why did she change the menu at the last minute? And to – to that dish? Take it from me, Lois. Stick to pasta. (EDIT: Or maybe you should do the cooking, Clark?  ) Eh, grossly funny, Terry! Ann
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WOW...
Im positive that that story came from my brothers themselves...
Totally gross...
Hey Have you ever read Paul Jennings (one of the best Australian Tween fiction writers--- aimed at 9-14)...
You guys could be long lost twins...
You can't have MANSLAUGHTER without LAUGHTER
The Neuroscientist: Eating glass makes you smart...do you want to see what you can learn?
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my own special set of spices!!! Simply Terrific!
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Thank you all. The short, snappy, funny story is not something I do naturally, but ever since I heard the promo on late-night TV about the first Alien movie ("In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream") the tag line has been bouncing around in my head. I finally figured out a way to use it.
Ann, I love your space forecasts! They made me laugh out loud!
Woody, isn't it a good thing that Superman's - er, emissions will dissipate in vacuum? What would happen if one of them were ignited? He'd burn his cape off!
I have not heard or read about Paul Jennings, but since I was born in England of American parents, I doubt we're related. But thanks for the positive comparison, Beethoven!
Wait, that was positive, wasn't it?
Life isn't a support system for writing. It's the other way around.
- Stephen King, from On Writing
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ROTFL!! Good one, Terry! That was just awesome in so many ways! Sara
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