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 That was hilarious! I'm laughing too hard to even write a decent review! Seriously, great job. Perfect for a short read and a long laugh!
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I burst out laughing. The end was not what I expected. But... I'd really like to know what that drunken episode was all about. You gonna tell me?
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Bwah! *snork* Pepsi up the nose is painful.
Please tell your muse that she must stick around and provide more of the same. If she does not do so voluntarily, we will have to tie her up and hold her hostage.
Fanfic | MVs Clark: "Lois? She's bossy. She's stuck up, she's rude... I can't stand her."Lana: "The best ones always start that way.""And you already know. Yeah, you already know how this will end." - DeVotchKa
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Hah! That's the Queen of Capes we know and love. Oh that was brilliant. I almost died laughing (and we so thankful that I'd already drunk my orange juice this morning). Wonderful! Thanks for sharing - and thanks for inspiring her Rach! -- MR 
Smile and the world smiles with you ... frown and you're just giving yourself wrinkles.
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Brilliant! Laughter is a great way to start a new week. Thank you!
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ROTFL! Just too funny, Mary! Too many lines had me laughing out loud, but just a few of my favourites: Lois lowered her eyes, unable to look at him as he pieced everything together. "Lois, you look like you were just-----rescued from immenent danger!" "I was thinking of you the whole time!" she assured him. "The Flash?!" Clark cried, mortified.
Lois dropped his hand, realizing she said too much. And those last two paragraphs - ROTFLMAO! Oh my. Hilarious stuff, Mary! Thanks for totally brightening my afternoon. LabRat  PS - Don't forget to send it along to the Archive!
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Hilarious, Mary! Jackie
Superman: I hear you've been looking for me.
Lois: All my life.
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Okay, I'm trying not to burst out laughing right now since the boyfriend is asleep in the other room and I don't want to wake him up. Wow, that was one of the funniest things I have read in a while. 
Angry Clark: CLARK SMASH!
Lois: Ork!
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It's never too dark to be cool. 
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The Blue Beetle and Booster Gold? Has she no shame???!!!!
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Clark: “If we can be born in an instant, and die in an instant, why can’t we fall in love in an instant?”
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 Nice! ~Lois Lane Wanna Be
"Live with intention.
Walk to the edge.
Listen Hard.
Practice wellness.
Play with abandon.
Laugh.
Choose with no regret.
Continue to learn.
Appreciate your friends.
Do what you love.
Live as if this is all there is."
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Yay! You posted a story.  I'm so happy!! And omg! Very funny, Mary. Good job! Rach
Me: what are you looking at *Snatches pic* OMFG! Dean smeared in peanut butter?! WTF?!
Sara: LMAO it was chocolate!! smeared in chocolate!
Me: LMFAO chocolate smeared in chocolate!
Sara: LMAO the *chocolate* isn't smeared in chocolate!
Me: that's the way i read it. was trying to picture chocolate smeared in chocolate
Sara: ROTFLMAO
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Hilarious!
Loved the whole thing. What a great punchline!
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Oh, this was just so funny. I needed a good laugh!! Next thing I know, I was---" she gulped, "rescued by Batman." I love it! And I loved seeing Booster Gold mentioned. I really like that guy. I've been thinking of having him make a small appearance in one of my stories!!
~~Even heroes have the right to dream.~~
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Yeah, but don't forget to have the Blue Beetle accompany him. Booster wihtout Beetle is not half as funny!
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lol Oh, the betrayal. btw, would Lois rescuing herself count as part of this? She is super, after all, and a hero. 
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Woah.  So many responses within such a short time of posting! I am floored! Thank you!  Originally posted by Framework4: Something you care to share?
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<strong> btw, would Lois rescuing herself count as part of this? .... I will not think dirty thoughts I will not think dirty thoughts I will not think dirty th  ughts I---- crud. *sigh* this is what happens when you play with entendres. :rolleyes: *cough* Anyway...I think---um---Lois rescuing herself...is pretty much up there with Wonder Woman rescuing her.  Not sure. Bwak!
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