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Thanks to Sara Kraft (who is also not the lesser of two evil Saras) You wound me, Paul!  Kate nodded ruefully. "The props department is going through final uglification of Dan's... thing." This one's going in the hall of fame. You don't even know how long I laughed over this one.  I love everything with Timmy. He seems to just jump off the page... though he doesn't seem the jumping sort. The point is, he's a great character.  Sara 
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Hah! This is just such fun! Lois has a case of "My boyfriend-is-in-town-itis", so she can't make an appearance on today's episode! And Clark has a sore throat. Make sure he gives Dan Scardino very curt answers! And... eh... I can, well, sort of imagine what Dan's gift for Lois looks like! Ouch!!! Hilarious, Paul. Can't wait for more!!! Ann
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LOL, Paul. This is so funny and original  I loved the part where Timmy's scared of the people on the internet. Couldn't help laughing.
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"Well," he said hesitantly, "I'm not sure why, but one of the fans out there seems to want to kidnap Timmy and lock him in an attic."
"What?!" Timmy exclaimed. For once, he actually looked up from the pages in front of him.
"I don't know, that's just what he said."
"Don't worry, Timmy," Paul said, trying to sound confident. "It's just the internet. People say all sorts of stuff. We've got good security here. You'll be fine." ROFLMAO!! Is he, really? /me dangles keys... And I think I cracked a rib. <g> Will be back with real comments later.  Dave
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
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Nooooooo...too short! Good thing you'll be posting frequently. Poor Dan - just 'cause his only reason for being is to mess up the relationship between Lois and Clark shouldn't necessary mean that he has to be a total loser! Bad taste in gifts, bad taste in shirts - doesn't anyone else feel the tiniest bit sorry for him? Nah, me neither.
You can find my stories as Groobie on the nfic archives and Susan Young on the gfic archives. In other words, you know me as Groobie.
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This is hilarious James
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Paul This is great. Extremely well-written and just hilarious!  Tricia 
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Thanks for the comments, everyone! Sorry, Sara... all I said was that you're not the lesser of the two... As for Timmy... glad some of you like him. Better than the mean evil people who think it's funny to scare him. :p Anyway, I really appreciate all the FDK. Part Three coming right up... Paul
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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ACK! /me trys to scroll the mouse down on the page Boy am I glad I still have more parts to read <G> Great job, Paul!! This is cracking me up big time. And good timing too, cause I was in a bad mood. Rach
Me: what are you looking at *Snatches pic* OMFG! Dean smeared in peanut butter?! WTF?!
Sara: LMAO it was chocolate!! smeared in chocolate!
Me: LMFAO chocolate smeared in chocolate!
Sara: LMAO the *chocolate* isn't smeared in chocolate!
Me: that's the way i read it. was trying to picture chocolate smeared in chocolate
Sara: ROTFLMAO
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