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Welcome to the boards!  You'll definitely find everything her to get your daily fix of angst. But I have to warn you, each dose increases your hunger. 
It's never too dark to be cool. 
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Hiya BJ, and welcome to the boards  ![[Linked Image]](http://www.dulek.com/cookies.gif) Oh boy, DJ and BJ, that's gonna be pretty confusing 
I love the smell of fear in the newsroom.
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Top Banana
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Thanks, everyone, for the kind welcome. Oh, and Paul? Didn't you already know? The coconuts are brought in by the swallows - they grip it by the husk You guys crack me up...
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Pulitzer
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Yes, yes. The swallows bring in the coconuts. Gripping the husk. Probably working in pairs. Everyone knows that. What I want to know is why. Despite several intense seconds of theoretical research, no one seems to know...
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Boards Chief Administrator Emeritus Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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What I want to know is why. It seemed like a good idea at the time? I imagine there are a lot of lady swallows asking the same question of husbands who have a hangover and a sheepish expression and getting the reply, "Well, at least it's more useful than a traffic cone!" LabRat
Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Welcome, BJ! And hey, are you a Monthy Python fan? What sketch is you favorite? I love the sports varieties - you know, the marathon for people suffering from incontinence and the hundred meter dash for people with no sense of direction?  Ann
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What I want to know is why. Didn't you know? Monty made an order with the African Swallow Deliveries. Nice company. Course, he contacted the European Swallow Deliveries, but they referred him. It's hard on the lady swallows yes, having their husbands gone on long business trips, but they have to make a living somehow, and I hear the benefits plan at ASD is pretty good. Health insurance for the chicks, including any injuries during flying lessons, Life insurance for the male (there are predators, you know), Dental insurance (gotta keep those beaks healthy and strong), special foot insurance (for injuries suffered while attempting to grip said husks, or other objects (they don't only deliver coconuts)), and of course discounted psychiatry services (who knows what goes on in those birdbrains). They even allow a bit of "paternity leave" for when the missus can't leave the nest because the eggs have just hatched.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Pulitzer
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Welcome, BJ! Enjoy the plentiful angst this fandom has to offer! See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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Hi Ann and Anna  Thanks for the welcome. Sorry for the absence - RL stomped on all my fun this week.  Originally posted by Ann:
What sketch is you favorite? I giggle at so many, but I'd have to say that the Cheese Shop is one of my favorites, followed closely by Spam. I know they're probably in the 'top 40' of MP sketches, but they're so freakin' funny! BJ
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Welcome, BJ! And the obvious answer to the coconut question is so that there are horses to ride!
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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