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ARGHHHH  I warned you not to read!! Why are you giving FDK for this cruelty??  You guys want to kill me! MDL.
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*cackle* If anyone's curious, the title came from a conversation between a friend of mine and I tonight... I really wonder why I have friends who like Smallville.  Friend: bad lex vs bad lex? :>
Me: *Shrug*
Friend: heheh
Me: Lex fall off penthouse, go *splat*
Friend: nope
Friend: won't let the "good" one die
Me: nono. Lex go *splat*
Me: then stupid doctor bring him back, and he goes *splat* in underground tunnels
Me: SPLAT! And now after all this fun, I need to go to bed. 
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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Poor Lex!  Kaethel 
- I'm your partner. I'm your friend.
- Is that what we are?
- Oh, you know what? I don't know what we are. We kiss and then we never talk about it. We nearly die frozen in each other's arms, but we never talk about it, so no, I got no clue what we are.
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The look in its eyes and the growl he was producing didn't make them feel guilty when they fed it to a pleased bear in the MetroZoo, and the officials were relieved when the couple told them they did not plan to press charges, and that it had been an accident that made the dog be "dropped" into the cage. ROTFL!  And after this it only got better! Yay! A whole bunch of Lexes to go 'splat'. As Lois once said: "It can't get better than this!" You guys are as evil as Lex combined with Nigel and Asabi. We can only hope you don't run out of ideas and keep this up for a long time to come.
Lois: Well, I like my quirks. I think they make me unique.
Clark: You certainly are unique.
Clark: You're high maintenance, you know that?
Lois: But I'm worth it!
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Athos: If you'd told us what you were doing, we might have been able to plan this properly.
Aramis: Yes, sorry.
Athos: No, no, by all means, let's keep things suicidal.
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Keep taking the pills, guys. You'll feel better soon.  Yvonne
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Very good! You're great, guys!  Again!
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~ Superman: Man of Tomorrow #15
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LOL Loved this!! that last section reminded me of The MATRIX. TEEEEEJ
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Death: Easy, Bill. You'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.
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The Lexes, all suitably angry, started attacking Superman. Seconds later, bodies were flying. *Whomp* A Lex slammed into the floor. *Thump* Five more hit the wall, leaving Lex-sized imprints in the brick. So who was the one that was MATRIX inspired?
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CrazyWritersRUs ROTFLMAO!!!!  Tricia 
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Lois rummaged around in her purse. The gift from Lucy. She'd been on her way to return it, but it just might save her! She found the gift, quickly removed the packaging, and slipped it into Lex's tape-deck.
"It's a long way to Tipperary
It's a long way to go
It's a long way to Tipperary..." ROTFLOL!!! That was hilarious!!! More!!!  See ya, AnnaBtG.
What we've got here is failure to communicate...
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So was the make of the car a Lexus?
-- Roger
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And it couldn't happen to a nicer...  Actually, it could happen to a nicer... a nicer anything, 'cause Luthor isn't nice at all. None of him. I must say that it's good to see it get what it deserves -- repeatedly. To paraphrase the immortal Tweety: </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Aw... da poor Lexy-boy faw down and go 
Ping! Ping!! Ping!!! -- Mother Box
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LOL, this was hilarious! I don't know what kind of drugs you guys have been keeping in the chat room, but keep 'em coming. <g> Goofy but totally fun!  Kathy
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Well, I hope some of the other 'authors' of this piece of craziness show their faces in here too. For my part, I'm delighted that you all seemed to enjoy - or something - this bit of lunacy. I also want to point out that I had nothing to do with the Tipperary song. Though I plead the fifth on the polar bears. Thank you all! InsaneWendy
Just a fly-by! *waves*
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Other 'authors'... oh, you mean those of us who were riding your coat tails to adulation, fame, and fortune? Yes, yes... delighted
'I just kind of died for you;
You just kind of stared at me'
- Aurora, Foo Fighters
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I'm really glad you all liked this story. We had a ball writing it. I also lay no claim to the tipperary song... (watches the list of suspects narrow) I can honestly say that the author who wrote the last section didn't think of the Matrix until halfway through that particular sequence. But the image of our favorite characters in that playground scene in the movie is kind of funny.
"You need me. You wouldn't be much of a hero without a villain. And you do love being the hero, don't you. The cheering children, the swooning women, you love it so much, it's made you my most reliable accomplice." -- Lex Luthor to Superman, Question Authority, Justice League Unlimited
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/me shows face Glad you all liked it! Yes, it was so much fun to write! And Erica, I'm so sorry /me hands MadDogLane some tissues. So, you're wondering who did the Tipperary part? That's nice. Hope you find them. I'm going to...um...head to the...uh, kitchen now. Right...the kitchen. Don't try to follow me; just...stay right there and face the other direction. I'll be right back.... Sure... *sound of hasty footsteps and a door slam, followed by car revving up and pealing down the street at a fantastic speed*
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