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Lois(OS): Honey, do you like it?
Clark: Gaaahhhh!
Mr Always Right's real reaction when Mrs Right came home from the beauty parlour with ghastly cropped, dyed red hair.
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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"I'm red-eyed, tired and drunk" Teri Hatcher
"Fun will now commence" 7of9
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"So, Dad, what do you think of my new Ultra Woman costume? Isn't it great? Grandma says it's a sure thing no one will be looking at my face!"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Clark walks in on the affair between his mom and Perry White...
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Martha: ...and here's a picture of Clark when he was two... isn't that the cutest little tush?
Lois: Awwwww! How adorable!
Clark: No! Not the BABY PICTURES!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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The rise of the metrosexual: Clark takes advantage of his temporary loss of powers to try waxing his legs.
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Off camera: Gee Dean, I knew that they had a hard time coming up with stand ins for you, but don't you think the prop department could have made a mannequin that didn't look like a ventriloquist's dummy with its strings cut!
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Originally posted by Mister Data:
don't you think the prop department could have made a mannequin that didn't look like a ventriloquist's dummy with its strings cut!   *snork* he's doing an imitation of Achmed the Terrorist. "SILENCE!!! I KEEL YOU!!" TEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark Kent is practicing his Tarzan call for Metropolis' newest stage production of Tarzan and Jane: The New Adventures of the Ape Man
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Misha: I'm not a crackpot!
Martha: No dear, trust me, you are.
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I won!  ![[Linked Image]](http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z190/mr_d8a/Caption%20Photos/Combo.jpg)
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Clark: Just a little more lower and I can aim this crumpled piece of paper for Lois' butt!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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Clark: 'Attack of the Giant Killer Popcorn' Lois? And they can fly?? Last time I checked we worked for the Daily Planet, not the National Whisperer. (mocking) Surrender humans, resistance is futile. Take us to your Kernel!
Lois: Shhh Clark, they could be anywhere!
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(James, you know you are to blame. Maybe 'popcorn airline' does make sense after all?)
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Clark testing his new scientific theory of Reflection through a plane mirror - Blowing super-breath at the *right* angle... Clark (watching Lois' skirt through a mirror)- Lift a bit more... whoosssshh... a bit more... ahh there's the sweet thigh... a bit more... ahh... almost there... ohh- Lois (oblivious to it all) - Clark! The crooks are back! Clark - Drat! 
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Lois: Hey I think I can see something...
She leans a little further
Clark: Me too!
"Madness is like gravity...it just takes a little push." ~The Joker
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Boards Chief Administrator Nobel Peace Prize Winner
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Clark: Well, Lois did say I could kiss her butt.
Michael
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Clark, thinking: Steal my story out from under me and tell me it's just business? I don't think so, Lois. Prepare for the super spitball of doom!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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And the winner is Gr8shades!!!  This reminds me too much of Attack of the Killer Tomatos.... James
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Thanks James. I've been in the mood for a little Lex lately. So, what's making our favourite baddie happy? ![[Linked Image]](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/jlo-pb/ManOfSteelBars604.jpg)
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Photographer: Say Cheese Lex!
Lex: Cheese
SNAP!
The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched they must be felt with the heart
Helen Keller
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