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This is probably not going to make anyone feel any better, but I'll be 30 this October. To soften the blow...I wish I was a bit older.  lol
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I'll be 25 in November. ;_; I don't feel old until I realize that songs I listened to growing up are TEN YEARS OLD... sheesh.
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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"I am older than you. Therefore, I am old." What else am I supposed to make of that, Elisabeth?
(And, hee! Elisabeth posts right after the Meerkat pops her head above ground! - Sorry, kind of an in-joke, but that amuses me.)
Anyway... this was a close call. (Super Death Noogie! Hee!) But... your heart may not have been in it, but it seems your funny bone was. I gotta give it to the Space Rats and the "dinosaur rodeo."
Even if you did make me feel old, you're up, Elisabeth!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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All this talk about aging has turned at least a dozen of my hair grey! Heck! I'm twenty-eight and I already feel old! Well... as for the Caption... hmmm... ----------------------------------------- Superman Clone in a *play*ful mood...LEX : Careful Supes, honey! I'm a little tender there. SUPERMAN (CLONE) : Shucks! You know that line's a huge turn off, sweetheart! -----------------------------------------  And I'm assuming that's Superman Clone AKA Vatman there bcoz I shudder to imagine otherwise! EDIT: Okay, I thought of another one... They are shooting Vatman episode----------------------------------------- JOHN SHEA (as LEX LUTHOR) : Careful Supes, honey! I'm a little tender there. DEAN CAIN (in Superman's costume) : OMG, that's the second time you've spoken Teri's line. Stick to your own script, John! -----------------------------------------
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Thanks so much. (I hope he isn't giving the pity vote to the old lady. At least I know that James is eight years older than me.) Hope y'all enjoy this.  Elisabeth ![[Linked Image]](http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z190/mr_d8a/SmallWorld206.jpg)
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Lois: Yoohoo, Cla-ark! I'm over here!
Clark: Er, Lois, I think you might want to consider getting your eyes tested.
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Clark(thinking): What the hell has she done to her hair?!
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Clark thinking oO/ Is Lois on the verge of a "clothing malfunction"?  TEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Lois(cheering): Lions are ready, Lions know what to do, Lions'll take control, and stomp all over you! Goooooooooo Lions! Woohoooo!!
Clark: :rolleyes:
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Clark (thinking) : Uh oh! I can spot a fly heading straight towards her... I hope she closes her mouth before... oops! Has she swallowed it? Should I run before she turns around and spits it on me! Eh?
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Lois: *Catching a peanut in her mouth* See, Clark? TOLD you I could catch that from across the room! Clark: That's my girl, all class. 
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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"Hey, Lois, you've got epidermis all over you."
"Aaaah! Get it off me! Get it off me!!"
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: Wait, I know, I know, I know, it's baby fish mouth!* Clark (thinking): I just *hate* playing charades with Lois ... *yes, I do like When Harry Met Sally 
kill a cliché, save a reader
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Since I hate to hand it right back to Paul, even if his was darn funny, I'm declaring Gr8shades the winner. Brava! (Or is that Bravo?) ...and take it away!
Elisabeth
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Brava me! Or you're just trying to get me away fom that poster thread!  Let's see what I can find. ![[Linked Image]](http://i253.photobucket.com/albums/hh62/jlo-pb/WIEAK254.jpg) How about that?
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Lois: I'll have a half caff, double tall, non-fat, whole milk foam, double cup, no lid coffee. With one sugar.
Clark(thinking): High. Maintenance.
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Clark: Lois d'ja ever hear the one that goes, "You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose"?
TEEEEEJ
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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First, I burst out laughing when I saw the pic... Lois, thinking to herself:Not only can't Kent get away from me anytime soon, thanks to Jimmy's little accident with the super glue, but with my finger in front of his mouth, he will not be able to edit my copy. Good thing I can still type 80 words a minute with only one hand... Clark, thinking to himself: What Lois doesn't know is that I can read thoughts...  James
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Lois : See? My peripheral vision is quite good. I can touch your nose looking straight!
Clark : Uh uh! Is that another one of your talents?
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"Clark, I'll give you to the count of three to explain where you were while I went off to meet our source alone... again. One..."
At super speed: *Clark zips across the room* "I was there. I'm Superman. I saved your life. Again. Also, I love you." *Clark zips back to where he was*
*Lois absently waves her left hand to swat at whatever was buzzing over there* "... Two... Almost three..."
"Okay, I'm sorry. I... had to walk my neighbor's poodle. I promised her I'd take care of the dog while she was out of town, and the poor thing's bladder was going to burst..."
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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Lois: *Singing* You are so beautiful, to me! You're the only one I want, the only thing I seeee!
Clark: Lois, stop serenading the coffee pot.
Lois: Can't you SEEEEEEE!!! - Clark, its been three days, five hours, seventeen minutes and forty-five seconds since I had a cup! We really need to fix our pot at home, Mr. I-Don't-Know-My-Own-Strength!
Mmm cheese.
I vid, therefor I am.
The hardest lesson is that love can be so fair to some, and so cruel to others. Even those who would be gods.
Anne Shirley: I'm glad you spell your name with a "K." Katherine with a "K" is so much more alluring than Catherine with a "C." A "C" always looks so smug.
Me: *cries*
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