Lois & Clark Forums Forums General Discussion Lois & Clark Caption Competition New Game -3

Clark: Come on Lois, The Little Engine That Could, your favorite!!!

Lois: I don't want a story!


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or for you horndogs out there

Clark: Come one Lois, you know you wrote this Penthouse letter, how many other wives have husbands who "float"?


TEEEEEEEEJ

Clark reading restaurant reviews:...where the mood lighting really *gets* you in the mood *giggle*

Lois: Please God take me now!!!

Lois: I should never have let you persuade me to order from Ralph's Pagoda *again* ...

Clark: But Lois, we only need three more tokens and they'll give us that little bamboo brush. Wait, I'll show you ...

Lois: Why do they call it "morning sickness" when it lasts all day long?

Clark: Only eight more months. That's thirty-two more weeks or, if you prefer, two hundred twenty-four more days... Give or take. You could go short by fourteen days or so. On the other hand, you could go long. But you're never late so I wouldn't worry about it.

Lois: My stomach is gurgling again.

Clark: What do you think about the name Adam? How about Albert? I'm not fond of Alonzo.

Lois: Make WAY!

Lois: Oh my tummy, I should have listened to you Clark and not have substituted chocolate sauce in place of the beshamel for tonights lasagne

Clark: Well Honey, I won't say 'I told you so' but...

Lois: Can it Clark I'm not in the mood

Caption No. 2

Lois: I should have known better than to accompany Lucy on a 'Death By Chocolate' evening. One lesson learned: 'Do not under any circumstance mix chocolate and pizza together.'

Clark: Funny you mentioned that Honey, see here in this weeks issue of Metropolitan Cooking they have a recipe for chocolate pizza.

Lois: Oh god I'm gonna need some Alka Seltzer (and she bolts to the medicine cabinet)

Dean: This latest script they've sent over is fantastic! The episode's called Ghosts, and Lois gets possessed by the murdered wife of a gangster. There's ouija boards and floating stuff in the kitchen, and they've bagged Drew Carey to play the dumb but lovable bad guy. How cool is that! We are so getting a fifth season!

Teri: ...


Anyone else playing or can I declare myself the winner, erm, I mean give the random dice a roll.

Ok, I think I'm gonna give... Crazy_Babe the next go!

Thanks (and me wonders for which caption as I'd posted two) Ok ball in my court huh? Lemme go dig around...



I found this on Christane site. Jimmy just looks funny see what you can come up with.

Well, Paul's too clever for his own good, so I couldn't let him win again. And I loved your rabbit dropping caption.

But really I'm just spreading the love around by giving someone different a turn.

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Jimmy (singing): The-e fir-irst No-o-el the angel did say, was to certain poor shepherds in fields where they laaaay; I-in fi-elds a-as they lay, a-keeping their sheeeeep, ...

Random voice OS: Hey, who's strangling a cat?

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Jimmy(singing): While shepherds washed their socks by night all seated round the tub..

Perry: Jimmy!

Jimmy(singing): ...the Angel of the Lord came down and they began to scrub.

Perry: JIMMY!

As I started a new page, I'll "quote" the picture for everybody's convenience:

hey gr8, love them both.

Btw, I also loved the rabbit dropping-caption - simply hilarious

I thought along the same lines as you, gr8shades, but even though mine isn't as funny, I'll still post it ...

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Jimmy (singing): When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie - that's amore ... that's amore ...

Clark (OS): Okay, Lois, he *did* blow your cover - but honestly: chaining him to his desk, spraying him with pheromones and putting a life-sized Barbie doll across the room ... that's just mean

Lol Eva. Continuing on a theme...

Jimmy(singing): Wise men say only fools rush in, but I can't help falling in love-

Perry(OS): Judas Priest, man! If you want to win the 17th Annual Metropolis Elvis Impersonators Karaoke Competition you're gonna have to do a lot better than that! Now one more time - with feeling!

But, soft... What light from yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Super Romeo is...

Jimmy, what are you doing?

It's my new play. An adaptation of Romeo and Juliet, but with Superman and...

Please don't tell me there's a Lady Loisette and a Squire James.

How did you know?

*sigh* Call it a lucky guess. But why are you...?

Think about it. The balcony scene? It's perfect. Superman flies through that window up there all the time. And everyone knows he's solar powered. So the comparison to the sun works on a whole other level.

I... guess. But isn't Romeo supposed to be the one on the ground for that scene?

Well, yeah. But... hmm... Hey! Maybe there's two of them! They could be the Super Romeo Brothers!

Jimmy, I'm curious. What did you do last night?

Huh? Oh, I had to go down to STAR Labs to take some pictures. Apparently, they were mixing that stuff from the Space Rats with Miranda's pheromones to see... Well, I'm not sure, exactly. One of the beakers exploded while they were trying to explain it, and I don't really remember what happened after that. Why do you ask?

No reason. Excuse me, I have to go... make some phone calls...

*watching Superman fly out the window*

Oh, man. He's got everything. He flies. He looks great in tights. Everyone loves him, especially the girls. And he gets to save the world at least once a week. And me? I'm stuck here as the office go-fer. All I've got going for me is a pocket full of kryptonite. ... Hey, Lois? What are you doing tonight after work? You want to go hang out downtown? ... *sigh* Yeah, didn't think so.

Jimmy praying: ...and baby Jesus, I swear I will never consider a pretty girl as a sex object ever again...and if I do, may You cast me into a horribly bad Dungeons and Dragons movie.


TEEEEEEJ(hates RIDLEY)/shakes fist

(Shakes package and throws it on the ground) Darn! It looks like I'm getting socks from my secret Santa again. Why isn't there any mercy at Christmastime?

Oh you guys crack me up! I loved Jimmy singing all those songs and the rendition of Romeo and Juliet simply hilarious!

I have to go with Eva the thought of Jimmy singing 'That's Amore' to a barbie doll... so Eva you're up!

YAY!

I didn't think I'd stand a chance because you're all just hilarious.

Paul, I loved the Jimmy Olsen Blues reference

Thanks so much for choosing me, Crazy_Babe, you really boosted my confidence: I feel *soooooooo* funny now (don't worry, I won't quit my day job ...)

So here's the new picture:


Eva

Clark: Whoopsie daisies!

Lois: Come on Hugh Grant. We've got a story to write.

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Dean: I have to sit here in a heap of garbage on a wet sidewalk and the best she can come up with is 'whoopsie daisies'? Pffft! Stupid caption competition! Somebody get me my agent!

Clark: NO, IT'S MY SPACE RAT!

Lois: NO, IT MINE, MINE, MINE!!!

James

*lol* gr8shades

The actual caption is already great.

I happen to love Hugh Grant and actually have a picture of myself in front of the blue door of his character's bookshop in Notting Hill (the door was in Universal Studios, though, I couldn't find the shop in *real* Notting Hill, though people told me it *did* exist in real life ...)

But the second caption: - you brought the concept of meta-fiction to this humble little thread. Well done

Good night,

Eva