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Lois: Don't drink my coffee while I attend to urgent business in the... ummm... bathroom 
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Dan: Hey Lois I'd like you to meet Marvin Stafford, a friend of mine. He's an artist, and I hope you won't mind him painting your picture as a present for you.
Marv: Oh, that's perfect. Hold that pose. I think I'll call it "Domestic Serving Coffee."
And Lois turns her head and *SNAP* the frame is frozen with that look on her face.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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I just keep remembering Lois in Chi of Steel yelling "Get your own DAMN coffee!"
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Dan: "Nice bun."
Lois: "If you think you can get anywhere with that sort of sexist remark, you got a think coming." (Lois then proceeds serving Dan his coffee down the front of his shirt.)
Dan: *Yelp*
If only that had happened for real...
The only known quantity that moves faster than
light is the office grapevine. (from Nan's fabulous Home series)
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Lara you're up!! I took a ken to your suggestion that Lois should poor coffee on Dan.
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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So who's my volunteer for next cap??
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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may I? ![[Linked Image]](http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r281/babsij/LoisClark_div/LCPilot1576.jpg)
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Perry White: Orangutan in Chief
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Perry : Great Shades Of Elvis! How did you manage to knock two of my teeth off?
Ah, gr8shades! Loved the *orangutan* one!
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Whaddya mean I got somethin' stuck in my teeth?
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Clark: Uh, chief, oh well...
Perry: What?
Clark: I was going to warn you that the side effect of eating more than one paava leaf is impotence.
I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Jimmy: Quick! Someone call Star Labs! There's a vine growing in Mr. White's mouth!
James
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I think, therefore, I get bananas.
When in doubt, think about time travel conundrums. You'll confuse yourself so you can forget what you were in doubt about.
What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?
I don't know and I don't care one way or the other.
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Yes, I'm here, woody Sorry for being a bit late Thanks everyone for your great comments! I was laughing a lot about the Orangutan in Chief. So it's your turn gr8shades!
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I won?  Yay me! Ok, so I love a good bad guy.  ![[Linked Image]](http://lea87.blogs.allocine.fr/blogsdatas/mdata/1/6/7/Z20051005084305673584761/img/1183281046_lc-lex.jpg) What have you got?
When Life Gives You Green Velvet Curtains, Make a Green Velvet Dress.
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Hack from Nowheresville
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What do you mean the black suit and sunglasses aren't optional?
The key to change... is to let go of fear - Rosanne Cash
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Lex growling: So I'm smoking a huge cigar while fondling Superman's glowing globe; I don't give a rat's backside WHAT Freud would say!
Jayne Cobb: Shepherd Book once said to me, "If you can't do something smart, do something RIGHT!
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Wraugh! The priceless Jeweled Egg of Kalamazoo is mine! That caped crusader will never stop me now! Wak, wak, wak!
When in doubt, think about penguins. It probably won't help, but at least it'll be fun.
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I'm seeing . . . I'm seeing . . . DEATH in your future, if you don't get OUT of my office!
"You take turns, advise and protect one another, even heal or be healed when the going gets too tough. I know! That's not a game--that's friendship!" ~Shelly Mezzanoble, Confessions of a Part-Time Sorceress: A Girl's Guide to the Dungeons & Dragons Game Darcy\'s Place
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Fortune teller crystal ball: "Superman is still alive..."
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